Luxury Lima Escape: Peru Star Boutique Hotel Awaits!
Luxury Lima Escape: Peru Star Boutique Hotel Awaits! - A Messy, Honest Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from the Peru Star Boutique Hotel in Lima, and let me tell you, it was… an experience. Not all sunshine and roses, oh no. But definitely not a total disaster either, more like a chaotic, luxurious tapestry woven with threads of pure bliss, mild frustration, and the lingering scent of freshly brewed coffee (and maybe a touch of industrial-strength cleaner - more on that later).
First Impressions & A Little Bit of a Hiccup:
The website promised "Luxury Lima Escape" and, to be fair, the lobby did look the part. Think sleek marble, glittering chandeliers, and enough staff hovering around to make you feel like royalty… or a bit overwhelmed, depending on your mood. Check-in was a breeze (thank god for the "Contactless check-in/out" after my flight), although I swear, the poor receptionist almost tripped over himself trying to be too helpful. (Bless his heart, he just seemed new to this whole concierge thing.)
Accessibility: The Good, The Okay, and the "Hmm…"
Accessibility is a big deal for me, and the Peru Star, while not perfect, made a decent effort. They had an "Elevator" (praise be!), and clearly they are trying, with "Facilities for disabled guests" listed. It's a start! I didn't personally test every detail, but the fact that it's listed gives me hope.
The Room: My Personal Sanctuary (with a Few Quirks)
My room? Oh, my room! It had those "Non-smoking" signs and a beautiful "Window that opens" to breathe in fresh air. And let me tell you, after being cooped up on a plane, that was a godsend. I was thrilled to find all the "Free bottled water" and "Complimentary tea"! The "Air conditioning" was a life-saver in the Peruvian heat. The "Mini bar" was great for late-night cravings. I also loved the "Slippers" were so soft I almost wore them to breakfast.
The "Bathroom" was spacious, with a separate "Shower" and "Bathtub" (always a win), plush "Bathrobes," and, thank heavens, a "Hair dryer" that actually worked. I did notice a "Mirror" or two… I mean, a few! There was even a "Scale," which, frankly, filled me with a primal sort of dread. But hey, the "Alarm clock" worked, and those "Blackout curtains" were crucial for getting some shut-eye.
However, I was a bit confused about the "Bathroom phone." Why? Who are you supposed to call from the bathroom? The porcelain gods?
Cleanliness & Safety: Germophobia Heaven (Mostly)
Okay, let’s talk about the elephant in the room: COVID. The Peru Star definitely took it seriously, which I appreciated, even though it felt a tad… intense. They had "Anti-viral cleaning products," "Daily disinfection in common areas," and the staff were constantly spritzing and wiping. The "Rooms sanitized between stays" felt reassuring. I’m not sure if the air was literally scrubbed clean, but the "Hand sanitizer" stations were everywhere. They had "Individually-wrapped food options" – which I'm all for! I appreciated the "Staff trained in safety protocol."
I was a little freaked out by the "Professional-grade sanitizing services" in the room. It was a bit… sterile. I mean, I appreciate clean, but I also don’t want to feel like I’m living in an operating room. I was not sure if the "Room sanitization opt-out available" was even allowed.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food! (With a Few Hiccups)
The hotel’s "Restaurants" were a mixed bag (see what I did there?). The "Breakfast [buffet]" was the big winner. I was obsessed. The "Coffee/tea in restaurant," the "Buffet in restaurant," the selection! From fresh fruit to pastries, to hot dishes… I’ll admit I may have overindulged a bit. The "Western breakfast" was tasty. I really, really enjoyed the "Asian breakfast."
Lunch was good too. They had a "Coffee shop" and "Snack bar." The "Poolside bar" was a nice touch for an afternoon cocktail. I did try the "Vegetarian restaurant." It was… okay. Not my favorite.
The "Room service [24-hour]" was a lifesaver after a long day exploring. The "Bottle of water" was refilled daily. I didn't get a chance to sample from every "A la carte in restaurant" menu.
The worst part? The "Coffee/tea in restaurant" was sometimes a bit weak, and the "Happy hour" prices weren't that happy.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Days Galore!
Oh, the spa! The "Spa/sauna" was heaven. I went for the "Body scrub" (amazing!), the "Massage" (even better!), and the "Steamroom" (pure bliss!). I loved using the "Sauna." They have a "Pool with view," which was pretty, but with a lot of Instagram posers. I mean, I’m all for a good picture, but…
There's also a "Fitness center," which I, uh, looked at. Look, I was on vacation. Give me a break.
Services & Conveniences: A Mixed Bag of Useful Things
The hotel offered a ton of services. They had "Air conditioning in public area," (thank god!), but the "Elevator" was a bit slow (as if a sign). The "Concierge" was incredibly helpful in suggesting things to do. The "Daily housekeeping" kept everything spotless. The "Dry cleaning" came in handy, and the "Laundry service" was great (and surprisingly affordable). They had a "Convenience store" with all the essentials.
Okay, a moment of confession. I’m not sure what a "Shrine" in a hotel is. But they had one. It was kind of… there. I wouldn't say it was their best idea.
More Ramblings, Errands, and Anecdotes:
- The Wi-Fi: Free "Wi-Fi [free]" in my room! "Internet access – wireless" worked fine. But in the lobby, the "Wi-Fi in public areas" was sometimes a little slow, and the "Internet [LAN]" wasn't something I'd need.
- Payment: "Cashless payment service" was a breeze. Made life so much easier!
- Pro Tip: If you need to print anything, use the "Xerox/fax in business center"
Overall Verdict: Worth the Trip (But Not Without a Few Laughs)
The Peru Star Boutique Hotel wasn’t perfect. But it was a solid, luxurious, and generally enjoyable experience. The staff’s enthusiasm, the spa, the breakfast buffet, and the cleanliness made it worthwhile. The "Things to do" list was quite helpful. Plus, the "Room decorations" were pretty.
Would I go back? Absolutely. Especially if they fix those pesky weak coffee, and get the whole "Shrine" thing figured out. And maybe if I go again, I won't be quite so tempted by that delicious breakfast buffet. (Yeah, right.)
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your cookie-cutter itinerary. This is a deep dive into my soul-crushing (just kidding… mostly) experience trying to navigate Lima and the glorious, slightly-less-glorious, and sometimes downright alarming world that is Peru. This will be less "structured itinerary" and more "dear diary, I'm still alive (probably)."
The "Oh God, I'm in Peru" Itinerary (Lima Edition) - Stayed at Star Boutique Apartments, because, well, the pictures looked nice.
Day 1: Arrival and the Initial Shock (and a Misunderstanding about Coffee, Oh Lord)
7:00 AM (ish) - Wake up in my cramped, slightly-too-warm apartment in my home. The sun is starting to rise and the birds are already making the most terrible noises.
8:00 AM - Plane ride. It's like a dream. The view is amazing and I feel so good.
10:00 AM - Landing. Jet lag hits like a runaway llama. Seriously, the airport. I'm pretty sure the baggage claim was run by a family of particularly unhelpful sloths. My backpack looked like it had been through a wrestling match with a rogue street taco.
- First Impressions: Lima is… dusty. And loud. And the "traffic" situation is less a system and more a free-for-all of honking horns and near-death experiences. I swear I saw a chicken crossing the road like it owned the place.
11:00 AM - Taxi to Star Boutique Apartments. The driver, bless his soul, was a speed demon. I gripped the seat tighter than a Peruvian alpaca grips a cliff. At least the building was gorgeous, a welcome oasis in the chaos. Check-in? Smooth. The staff was friendly, despite my limited Spanish.
12:00 Noon - Apartment reveal! Okay, it's nice. Clean. Looks like the pictures. I'm relieved. Small win. But the AC is struggling. Seriously, it's not even on the map.
1:00 PM - The Coffee Catastrophe. I desperately need coffee. Like, "I might eat a stranger if I don't get caffeine" levels of need. Head down to the cafeteria (which, in my jet-lagged state, was apparently just a glorified snack machine).
- The Disaster: I pointed at the coffee dispenser. "Cafe, por favor?" I thought I was so smart. Nope. Got some lukewarm, vaguely brown liquid that tasted suspiciously like old shoe leather. My face must have been a picture. The woman behind the counter just shrugged and smiled, a look that said, "Welcome to Peru, honey. You’re gonna need more than coffee."
2:00 PM - Nap time. The heat, the dust, the coffee… it all catches up to me.
4:00 PM - Wandering around the area, hoping to stay in an area that is not too crowded and not that far away from the apartment. I saw some shops that were amazing. So many places to buy souvenirs.
7:00 PM - Dinner at a nearby restaurant. I ordered ceviche, because, Peru. It was amazing. Fresh, zesty, and so good I almost licked the plate. Finally! A win! Only to be interrupted by a crying baby. It's going to be a long trip.
Day 2: Miraflores and the Coastal Breeze
- 9:00 AM (ish) - Finally, some decent coffee! Found a little café around the corner that actually knew how to make a decent espresso. Hope restored!
- 10:00 AM - Walk to Miraflores. Okay, this is more like it. The air is fresher, the ocean is a stunning palette of blues and greens, and the Parque del Amor is ridiculously romantic. I'm suddenly feeling like a movie star, even though I clearly don't look like one.
- 11:00 AM - Paragliding! Yes, I'm doing it. Scared. Terrified. Amazing. The view from the top, as I soared above the cliffs was breathtaking.
- 1:00 PM - Lunch at a seaside restaurant. Some more ceviche and some pisco sour (I think I'm starting to like this).
- 3:00 PM - Shopping! Hit up some artisan shops. Found a gorgeous scarf. I'm bargaining like a pro. Or maybe not; I have no idea if I got a good deal. But I have a scarf.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner. I asked the hotel to book me a restaurant. Now this experience I didn't like at all. The place was way to crowded and I wasn't in the mood to experience a place like that.
Day 3: Barranco and Art (and a Near-Miss with a Stray Dog)
- 10:00 AM - Getting better at this whole "waking up" thing. A slow start after the day before.
- 11:00 AM - Taxi to Barranco. It's the "Bohemian" district. Full of art galleries, colorful houses, and a general sense of laid-back coolness. The taxi driver looked at me like I was crazy for going.
- 12:00 Noon - Barranco itself is lovely, like a slightly faded movie set. I got lost in the galleries and loved it.
- 2:00 PM - The Accident with the dog. I was walking along the Puente de los Suspiros (Bridge of Sighs)… and almost tripped over a scruffy, but charming, stray dog. I nearly lost a tooth. I screamed. The dog looked at me like, "What?" I recovered and gave him some of my lunch.
- 3:00 PM - Lunch. I was so hungry after that near disaster.
- 5:00 PM - Back to the apartment.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner and planning the next day's adventure.
Day 4: More Adventures
- I took the bus to a place that I thought was a good place to find some souvenirs. I found some.
- I spent the rest of the day in the apartment recovering from the sun.
The "Things I Learned" Section (Because It's Important, Sort Of)
- Coffee: The coffee situation is a gamble. Embrace it.
- Taxi drivers: They are… enthusiastic. Buckle up.
- Stray dogs: They're everywhere. Be careful.
- Ceviche: Eat it all.
- Spanish: Learn some basic phrases. "Por favor" and "gracias" will get you far.
- Jet lag: It's real. Plan accordingly.
- Expect the unexpected. That's Peru in a nutshell.
Final Thoughts:
Lima is a wild ride. It's beautiful, chaotic, frustrating, and utterly captivating. I'm still a little bewildered, probably still haven't found an apartment that fully fits my needs. I'm not sure I'm a fan of the whole Peru trip. But I'm here, I'm alive, and I have a very good story to tell. And that, my friends, is what travel is all about.
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Okay, so… the Peru Star. Is it *really* as glamorous as the brochure makes out? Be honest, I'm cynical.
Alright, alright, let's get gritty. Brochures are liars. Period. BUT... the Peru Star? Actually, yeah, it's pretty darn glamorous. Not "fake Instagram influencer" glamorous, but REAL, like you’re a slightly famous person hiding from the paparazzi glamorous. Picture this: I arrived, knackered from the flight, a total mess. Like, *windblown-and-ready-for-a-nap* messy. And boom! The lobby hits you. Cool marble, tasteful art… and the smell. Oh, that smell! Musky and fancy. I swear, it lifted my spirits immediately. Okay, maybe I was just tired, but still! My room? *Stunning*. Seriously, I almost threw my actual-hotel-room-key-shaped-like-a-key across the room in delight. Except… the curtains wouldn’t fully close. First-world problem, I know, but… the morning light! Grrr. Minor detail. Overall? Yeah, the glam's legit. Just… manage your expectations, people. This ain't heaven. They don't have the perfect bed that doesn't need fixing in a day.
What's the deal with the location? Is it safe? Because, you know, Lima…
Right, location, location, location! The Peru Star is in Miraflores, a pretty swanky area. Honestly? It feels safe. I walked around at night (don’t tell my mom!), and I felt… well, not *totally* fearless, but definitely not constantly clutching my purse. There are guards everywhere, and the vibe is generally chilled. I did see one slightly sketchy dude lurking near a coffee shop, but he mostly just looked bored. And listen, I'm from *New York*, so I'm probably overly cautious. Just be smart: don't flash your Rolex (unless you REALLY want to) and keep your wits about you. Miraflores is a good choice, though. Lots of cute cafes, great restaurants. You're good.
Food! Tell me about the food! I live to eat.
Okay, GET READY. The food at the Peru Star is… *chef's kiss*. The in-house restaurant? *Amazing*. I’m not a huge hotel restaurant person, usually prefer hitting the streets, but one rainy evening I was feeling lazy. So, I caved. And, WOAH. I ordered ceviche… and, people, it was *life-changing*. The freshest fish, the perfect lime tang, the little slivers of chili… I'm getting hungry just thinking about it. I actually went back the next night! I swear, I almost licked the plate clean. (I didn't. Dignity.) Breakfast? Also stellar. Fresh fruit, amazing coffee, and pastries that were so fluffy they practically floated away. I became *very* reliant on those pastries. Maybe a *little* too reliant. By the end of the trip, my jeans were definitely feeling snug. Worth it? Absolutely.
What about the staff? Are they helpful or just trying to get a big tip?
Okay, this is where things get a little… mixed. The staff at the Peru Star are generally lovely. Super polite, always smiling, eager to help. The concierge was a lifesaver, organising tours, making restaurant reservations… all that jazz. However... I swear I saw some subtle attempts at "tip-trolling". Like, "Oh, you can't possibly carry your own bags, madam," or "Do you need help with that tiny bottle of water, sir?". I'm not cheap, I tip well when service is great, but blatant angling irks me. On the flip side, one of the cleaning staff, Maria, was an angel. She remembered my coffee order *every* morning, and left little origami animals on my bed. That lady earned ALL the tips. So, yeah: generally helpful, but keep your antenna up.
Spa time! Did you use the spa? Worth it?
The spa… *deep breath*. Alright, so, I’m a spa-goer. I love a good massage. I *need* a good massage when I'm that stressed from travel. The Peru Star’s spa is… fine. It’s pretty, dimly lit, smells like lavender. The massage itself? Meh. It wasn’t BAD, but it wasn’t mind-blowing. It felt like the masseuse was going through the motions. I’d give it a solid B-. Maybe my expectations were too high, or maybe I just had a bad therapist that day. The pool area, though... now *that* was gorgeous. Definitely worth spending some time there, even if the massage itself wasn't spectacular.
Is there anything you *didn't* like? Be brutally honest!
Okay, okay, here's the messy part. I did have a major issue with one aspect of the hotel: the noise. Now, I'm a light sleeper, so this is probably more of a "me" problem than a hotel problem. But… the walls are *thin*. I could hear EVERYTHING - the elevator humming, people talking in the hallways, the (very loud) music from the rooftop bar. One night, I was woken up at 3 AM by what sounded like a full-blown party in the room next door. I almost went over there to complain, but I was so tired that I just buried my head under the pillows (which, to be fair, were *wonderful*). I ended up having to wear earplugs every night, which kind of defeats the whole "luxury escape" vibe, doesn't it? They should really consider soundproofing. Yeah, the noise was a real downer.
Okay, so the noise sucked. But... would you go back?
Ugh. *The Noise*. Fine. Here's the deal: Despite the thin walls of doom, and the slightly-pushy tipping, and the not-quite-perfect massage, would I go back to the Peru Star? Honestly? Yeah, probably. Because the ceviche… *the ceviche*… and the location, and the charming staff (most of them), and the mostly-glamorous vibe… it all kind of adds up. I'd just pack a *serious* pair of earplugs this time. And maybe a note to leave under the neighbor's door at 3 AM. (Just kidding... mostly.) It's not perfect, but it's pretty damn good, and at the end of the day, that ceviche is the *most* important part. So, yeah. Peru Star, you've got me. But try to fix the noise situation, okay? Seriously. PLEASE.
