Beaufort's BEST Hotel? Highway 21's Hidden Gem! (Holiday Inn Review)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this is going to be less sterile hotel review and more unfiltered, slightly manic, totally honest hotel expose. Trying to organize this beast of a detail list is like herding cats, but I'm game. Let's dive in, shall we?
Hotel Review: A Glorious Mess (or, How I Survived the "Everything Included" Experience)
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Alright, where do we even begin with this behemoth of a list? Let's start with… well, let's start where I started: checking in.
The Check-in/out [express] option… I'm assuming this exists, but honestly, on my arrival (after a flight delay that would make a sloth weep), I was ready to scream. The Check-in/out [private]? Nope, didn't experience that either. Just a long, hot queue. The doorman was lovely though, a gem, and the Doorman at the entrance was a lifesaver, hauling my suitcase up was a blessing, an angel; and the Front desk [24-hour] was helpful, if slightly overwhelmed. Hotel chain? Yeah, it was part of a big one, you could tell. All super polished, but missing the personal vibe.
So, the room… let's talk about that. Air conditioning? Hallelujah, yes. My sanity depended on it. Alarm clock? Ugh, I use my phone, but I guess it's there. Bathrobes and slippers? Yes. This is my kind of luxury. I immediately donned them – a symbolic act of shedding the travel grime. Blackout curtains? A must-have for a light sleeper like me. The bed? Comfy enough, but, you know, not the cloud I dream about. Extra long bed? Nope, I didn't get this either. Closet? Plenty of space. Coffee/tea maker? Yes! I made coffee approximately 3.7 minutes after getting into my room - necessity is the mother of all coffee breaks. Hair dryer? Check. Thank the travel gods. In-room safe box? Present and accounted for, though I'm not sure what valuables I had besides my dignity. Internet access – wireless and Wi-Fi [free]? YES! Thank goodness, because I needed to tell the world about this experience. The Laptop workspace was decent, which I utilized a lot, it was great!
Now, the room wasn't perfect. Someone had been in there (maybe a couple of times) before me, the room decorations were a little…corporate bland, just some uninspired art. The window that opens? Praise be. I love fresh air.
Cleanliness and safety: This is a big one, especially in today’s world. I appreciated the Daily disinfection in common areas. There were Hand sanitizer stations everywhere. The room itself seemed clean, but there was a faint smell of… disinfectant. I felt safe, but a bit like I was living in a hospital. And the little extras, the Individually-wrapped food options were appreciated, but I missed the old buffet experience.
Dining, drinking, and snacking: Okay, this is where things get…interesting. I'm a foodie, a dedicated glutton, so I went big.
The Restaurants were plentiful. The A la carte in restaurant was fine, not the world's best, but better than most. The Breakfast [buffet]? A glorious, carb-loaded, slightly chaotic affair. I am a big fan of a well-done buffet in restaurant. The international cuisine in restaurant was there, not a big fan, not a big fan, but the Asian cuisine in restaurant? Chef’s kiss. I went back multiple times. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was decent. I also made a pit stop at the Poolside bar for a quick drink, and the Snack bar was an after-pools snack and a big win. Oh, and they have the Happy hour?! Score!
Ways to relax (if you can fit it in):
Okay, in short - the Pool with view was lovely. The Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, and Steamroom? All wonderful, if a little crowded. I was too busy trying to fit everything in. Didn't have time for the Body scrub or Body wrap, and I regret that.
Things to do (besides eating and panicking about the schedule):
The Fitness center was decent. The Gym/fitness was good but felt so…sterile. The Swimming pool [outdoor] was beautiful, although I spent most of the time trying to avoid getting splashed by kids. Oh, and the Massage? I'd recommend it.
Services and conveniences:
They had it all. Everything. Daily housekeeping was prompt and fantastic. Laundry service was a godsend. The Concierge was great and helped me with everything, but I felt bad taking so much of their time. Luggage storage was a lifesaver. Cash withdrawal? Yep, they had it. Gift/souvenir shop? Sure. This place offered everything.
For the kids:
I don't have kids, but it seemed very Family/child friendly.
Accessibility:
I didn't personally require it, but the hotel seemed very well-equipped; Elevator was present!
The Imperfections: The place was good, but not perfect.
**Accessibility: **The provided information does not have info on the detailed aspects of accessibility. On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: Not detailed in the information provided. Wheelchair accessible: Not specified.
Internet access: Great! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! A big yes. Internet: Fine. Did its job. Internet [LAN]: Available. Internet services: The internet worked. Wi-Fi in public areas: Good, not amazing.
Conclusion:
Would I go back? Yes. I would go back. It was a whirlwind, a luxury marathon, a feast for the senses (and the stomach). It wasn't perfect, nothing ever is. But it was an experience, and I'm still digesting it.
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- Title: Hotel Review: A Glorious Mess (or, My Surviving the "Everything Included" Experience)
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This is a long review, but it reflects the sheer complexity of what the hotel offered, and I tried to give the reader a real flavor of the experience, from the chaos to the (occasional) moments of pure bliss. I hope it helped you when you're planning and your stay will be like you want to be!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandmother's travel itinerary. This is a chronicle of potentially glorious, and undoubtedly messy, days spent at the Holiday Inn & Suites Beaufort at Highway 21. Prepare for the ride.
Day 1: Arrival, Initial Disappointment, and the Questionable Charm of a Pool
- 1:00 PM: Arrive in Beaufort. Okay, first impressions… the lobby? Functional. Clean, yes. Thrilling? Nope. Honestly, the beige carpet is screaming, "I am a business traveler's safe space." I'm here for… well, I'm not entirely sure yet. The brochure promised "Southern Charm." Let's see if the charm is hiding somewhere.
- 1:30 PM: Check-in. The desk clerk, Bless her heart, is clearly having a Monday. "Pool is closed," she mumbles, handing me my key card. Well, that's a bummer. I had visions of languid poolside lounging with a cocktail, but I guess those visions are… submerged.
- 2:00 PM: The room. Eh. It's… fine. The bedspread is decidedly hotel-generic, the TV is probably older than some of the guests, and the view? Facing… a parking lot. Okay, let's not dwell. The air conditioning works, which is a win in the South.
- 2:30 PM: Unpack. Settle in. And then, the siren song of the pool, despite its closure, proved irresistible. I peeked through the glass doors. The water looked murky. Abandoned toys lay scattered. The whole scene screamed, "We haven't seen a good cleaning in, like, a decade." My heart sank. This was… less than ideal.
- 3:00 PM: Explore the hotel. The gym, thankfully, appears to have been recently visited by someone. The vending machines offer a delightful array of questionable snack choices. I grab a bag of sour cream and onion chips, a personal favorite guilty pleasure.
- 3:30 PM: Okay, let's salvage this. I head out in search of food. I'm famished and need fuel. What is the best restaurant around this area? I don't want to be disappointed AGAIN.
- 4:00 PM: Dinner at [Insert Local Restaurant Name, preferably something with fried seafood – or BBQ]. The place had the charm the hotel was missing.. It was the best meal in a week. I would go there again, the fish was perfectly fried, and the hush puppies… glorious. I will dream about that meal.
- 7:00 PM: Back at the hotel. I try, try, to watch TV, but end up scrolling on my phone. The realization hits: I need to find something to do tomorrow. My initial disappointment has morphed into something more akin to… mild boredom.
- 8:00 PM: Walk around the hotel to see what else is there. Nothing.
- 9:00 PM: Bed. Pray for a better tomorrow.
Day 2: History, Humidity, and a Battle with a Mosquito
- 8:00 AM: Wake up, groggy. The bed, surprisingly, was comfy. Okay, maybe things are looking up.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. The free breakfast is… free. Eggs that look suspiciously like they came from a carton, stale muffins, lukewarm coffee. I settle for toast and a piece of fruit. My standards are, apparently, incredibly low today.
- 10:00 AM: Drive to the historic downtown Beaufort. First stop: The Beaufort History Museum. Learning about the city's past feels like an actual breath of fresh air. Okay, the day is starting to pick up!
- 12:00 PM: Stroll along the waterfront. The views are breathtaking. The Spanish moss hanging from the trees is the epitome of Southern charm. I get a bit too close to a majestic oak tree, and… BAM! Mosquito attack. The battle is on. I lose. (I'm still itching.)
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at [Insert Eatery with outside seating]. Delicious seafood sandwich, despite the mosquito bites. Decide that the trade-off (good food vs. being eaten alive) is worth it.
- 2:30 PM: A leisurely drive around the area. I notice more houses, but I am surprised to see a lot of empty space.
- 4:00 PM: Back at the hotel. The pool still isn't open. The frustration is starting to boil. The thought of a margarita is becoming an obsession.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at [Find a restaurant that is local]. A delicious meal again. But I am starting to feel the fatigue of being on vacation.
- 8:00 PM: Call it a night. Maybe tomorrow will be… sunnier… metaphorically speaking.
Day 3: The Unexpected Delight of… Laundry?!
- 9:00 AM: Start the day with the complimentary breakfast. Feel the satisfaction of a full stomach.
- 10:00 AM: Decide to make another trip to the historic downtown Beaufort, visiting more historical sites.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at [Any restaurant with a delicious menu]
- 2:00 PM: The unexpected highlight of the trip: The hotel laundry facilities. Okay, hear me out. After days of wearing the same clothes, the sheer joy of clean, freshly-scented laundry is overwhelming. The hum of the machines, the anticipation of folding everything neatly… It was, dare I say it, therapeutic.
- 3:00 PM: Back to the room, clothes are folded and ready for the return trip.
- 4:00 PM: I realize I did not take any pictures. Crap. Back to the historic downtown Beaufort again.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at [A restaurant, maybe a different kind of cuisine]
- 8:00 PM: Last night in the hotel. There is no way I will come back here.
Day 4: Departure and Mild Regret (about not seeing a pool)
- 7:00 AM: Pack everything up. Sigh. Realize I never used the pool. Maybe next time.
- 8:00 AM: Check out. The desk clerk is still smiling. I give her a friendly smile back.
- 9:00 AM: Drive home. I don't think I will be back.
Final Thoughts:
Look, the Holiday Inn & Suites Beaufort at Highway 21 wasn't perfect. The pool was a letdown. The decor was bland. But… there were moments of genuine charm. The food was unexpectedly good. The people I encountered were kind. And hey, sometimes, the most memorable moments come from the completely unexpected. The laundry, for example. Who would've thought? But would I stay here again? Probably not. But did it have its moments? Absolutely. And that's the messy, imperfect beauty of travel, isn't it?
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So, this whole thing… is there an end goal? A grand purpose? Or are we just… muddling through until the credits roll?
