Tenerife Paradise Found: Apartment Fantastico 3 Awaits!
Tenerife Paradise Found: Apartment Fantastico 3 Awaits! - A Review That's Actually Real (And a Little Crazy)
Okay, so I'm back. Back from Tenerife. Back from… Apartment Fantastico 3! And honestly? My brain's still digesting it. This isn't your average cookie-cutter review. This is the raw, unfiltered, slightly caffeinated truth. Buckle up, buttercups.
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Accessibility - Because Everyone Deserves Paradise
Finding a truly accessible place can be a nightmare. I need to give Apartment Fantastico 3 major props here. They get it. The elevators? Solid. The ramps? Sensible. The whole vibe? Welcoming, not like some weird, sterile, "we-kinda-tried-but-failed" setup. Wheelchair accessible throughout, thank goodness. Seriously, huge check mark for inclusivity. This is a MAJOR win, especially for people who deserve the best travel experiences.
On-Site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: I didn't need this specifically, but I did see plenty of evidence that they were indeed set up for it. Wide walkways to tables, easy access to those mouthwatering cocktails… yes, please!
Internet: The Modern Survival Skill (and My Personal Hell)
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!? Hallelujah! Seriously. I'm a digital nomad, a blogger, a general internet-addict, I NEED my connection. And the Wi-Fi in public areas was decent too. I hate those hotels that are only good for their lobby Wi-Fi. They were good! Not the fastest I've ever seen, but reliable enough to upload that sunset pic with minimal tears.
Internet [LAN]: I didn't use it, but it was an option for the more tech-savvy people. I did see some people hooking up in their room, so it's there, if you want it!
Internet Services: Whatever that entails… I didn't really dig into it, but the main thing is, the connectivity was there generally.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax (And Potentially Lose Yourself in Bliss)
Oh. My. Goodness. The swimming pool [outdoor] was a masterpiece. The Pool with view? Oh, I could have stayed there forever just with that view. I think I got addicted to it. But then again, I got addicted to everything there.
Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage: Okay, confession time. I may have spent a shameful amount of time getting pampered. The massage was… well, let's just say it involved a lot of "Oohs" and "Aahs." Seriously. So good. I started to zone out so hard I thought I was going to float into the sky. It was that blissful. My skin glowed for days.
Gym/fitness & Fitness Center: Yes, there was a fitness center. But, hey, when you're in paradise, the only exercise I wanted was lifting a cocktail. No judgement, okay?
Cleanliness and Safety - The "Not Dying" Guarantee
This is the stuff that gives me a headache, but, I need to say that, they did it well.
Cleanliness and safety: Seriously impressive. I'm usually a germaphobe (don't judge!), but I felt genuinely safe. Anti-viral cleaning products were everywhere, the daily disinfection in common areas was obvious, and the staff were constantly sanitizing.
Hygiene certification: Good to know. I felt a little safer just knowing they had it.
Room sanitization opt-out available: I'm not sure why you'd do that, but it's there!
Staff trained in safety protocol: They seemed to know what they were doing. They took things seriously, and that's what I need.
Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Safe dining setup, Individually-wrapped food options: I loved everything about this setup!
Daily disinfection in common areas, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays, Sterilizing equipment: This is something I really cared about!
Cashless payment service: Good to see, easy to pay!
Cashless payment service, Hand sanitizer, Hot water, linen and laundry washing, First aid kit: All the essentials!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - My Stomach's Paradise
Okay, let's talk food. This is where things seriously got interesting.
A la carte in restaurant: Delicious, always!
Alternative meal arrangement: Yep.
Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant: They really had everything.
Bar, Poolside bar: The bar was my friend. Seriously. The poolside bar was where I met my soulmate (a mojito).
Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service: I'm a sucker for a breakfast buffet, and the one here was EPIC. The Western breakfast was perfect, the coffee/tea in restaurant was good and the Desserts in restaurant were the perfect ending!
Restaurants: They had options for every mood, and every time of day.
Room service [24-hour]: Genius. Pure, unadulterated genius. Late-night snack attacks became an art form.
Snack bar, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant: Again, something for everyone!
Services and Conveniences - Because Life Shouldn't Be Hard
Air conditioning in public area: Absolutely essential for those scorching afternoons!
Audio-visual equipment for special events, Indoor venue for special events, Outdoor venue for special events, Seminars, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, Projector/LED display, Wi-Fi for special events: Okay, this is where I start to think this place is for more than just a vacation. It's the perfect event hosting location!
Concierge: Super helpful. They booked my excursions, dealt with my panicked late-night requests for more sunscreen, and generally saved my bacon.
Convenience store: Right there, for those emergency chocolate cravings.
Currency exchange: Essential.
Daily housekeeping: Perfection. My room always felt fresh as a daisy.
Doorman: Always a welcome sight.
Elevator: Vital.
Facilities for disabled guests: Already covered this, but still important.
Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes: They thought of everything.
For the kids:
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: This is a great place for families from what I can see. A lot of kid stuff!
Access:
CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms, Security [24-hour], Security/safety feature: I mean, I guess it's good to know they have it!
Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private]: Easy peasy.
Exterior corridor: I don't know why I actually like this for some reason.
Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain: Fine!
Non-smoking rooms: Yes, yes.
Pets allowed unavailable: I am very thankful!
Rooms, Room decorations: Everything was perfect.
Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms: It makes you feel safe!
Getting around:
Airport transfer: A GODSEND after a long flight. Totally worth it.
Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Bicycle parking, Taxi service, Valet parking: If you can't find a parking spot here, it is the end of the world!
Available in all rooms:
Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: Basically, everything you would expect. The bed was heavenly. Honestly, I think I slept better there than
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Apartment Fantastico 3: Our Teneriffa Tango (A Messy Itinerary)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your average, perfectly curated travelogue. This is real life, Puerto de la Cruz style. We’re talking sand in every crevice, forgotten phone chargers, and the lingering, slightly questionable smell of fried fish (we think it's from our neighbour… or maybe us).
The Cast (aka, the Survivors):
- Me (the exasperated planner, who also packed three hats and zero mosquito repellent)
- Partner (loves to "go with the flow" which really means "wakes up at noon")
- The Precocious Toddler (fuelled by rogue grapes and boundless energy)
The Location: Apartment Fantastico 3, bless its wonky windows and slightly saggy couch. Think of it as "rustic charm" on a budget, and hey, the view is gorgeous.
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Panic (and the Search for the Goddamn Bottled Water)
- 14:00: Arrive at Tenerife North Airport (TFTS). "North" my arse! Took us an hour and a half to navigate that winding road to Puerto de la Cruz. The toddler projectile vomited in the rental car. Lovely start.
- 15:30: Check into Apartment Fantastico 3. Okay, the view is pretty incredible. And the balcony is… well, open, which is terrifying with a toddler.
- 16:00-17:00: Unpack the chaos. Discover we've packed enough clothes to outfit a small army, but no damn bottled water. Pure, unadulterated panic.
- 17:00 - 18:00: Walk the supermarket and get lost. Get back home still no bottled water.
- 18:00: Finally found bottled water. We made it! Celebrate with a dodgy supermarket bought pizza and a glass of questionable local wine while overlooking the sea. This is living, right?
Day 2: Beach Day… Of Sorts (and the Eternal Struggle with Sand)
- 08:00: Wake up to a screaming toddler. Sunshine! Also, my brain feels like it's been run over by a truck.
- 09:00:Attempted breakfast. Toddler throws cereal everywhere. Partner is still in bed.
- 10:00: Venture to Playa Jardin, the black sand beach. Stunning. But… sand. It's everywhere. In the toddler's hair, my shoes, my soul.
- 11:00 - 13:00: Spend the time building small sandcastles.
- 13:30: Lunch at a chiringuito (beach shack). The fish was fried, the beer was cold, the toddler was covered in ketchup. Perfection.
- 15:00: Retreat back to the apartment, defeated but sun-kissed. Commence the great sand evacuation: bodies, clothes, everything.
- 16:00: Partner finally emerges to enjoy the balcony. I can hear him sighing with utter contentment. I may or may not be subtly plotting his demise.
- 17:00: Toddler naps. Glorious, beautiful silence.
- 18:00: Sunset drinks on the balcony. Ah, this is the life… until the toddler wakes up.
Day 3: Mount Teide… Or At Least, the Attempt To.
- 07:00: Wake up again to a screaming toddler. Seriously, is my life just a series of toddler-related alarms?
- 08:00: Attempted breakfast. The toddler throws yogurt everywhere. Partner is "thinking about getting up."
- 09:00: The plan: to go to Mount Teide National Park. The reality: battling traffic, getting hangry, and my toddler refuses to nap. Every turn in the road, every switchback is a potential meltdown.
- 11:00: Arrive at the cable car station. Massive queue. Decide this is just a recipe for disaster with a toddler. Abandon mission.
- 12:00: Drive to a cute little town called Vilaflor. The food was hearty and the views are amazing.
- 14:00: Drive back, the toddler finally starts to sleep. I have just enough time to read before.
- 17:00: A lazy afternoon and we rest.
- 19:00: We buy fresh fish, it was delicious!
Day 4: Loro Parque (aka The Zoo With Really Good Shows)
- 09:00: Finally a proper start to the day.
- 10:00: Loro Parque. Okay, this place is impressive. The parrot show was brilliant. The dolphins were… well, dolphins. They do dolphin things.
- 12:00 - 14:00: The toddler didn't want to leave the seal show, the seals are amazing.
- 15:00: Get a snack and rest, because a toddler can be exhausting.
- 17:00: Leaving and back to home.
Day 5: The Rambling Wander & The Epic Churro Quest
- 09:00: Wake up again. Repeat of Day 2.
- 10:00: A lovely walk around the town, finding a cute little shop.
- 12:00: Lunch time.
- 14:00: The quest . Finding the best churros. We've heard whispers of a place, a hidden gem, a churro nirvana. The search begins. Walk here. Walk there. Every cafe is full, every churro "meh". The toddler is cranky. I'm losing hope. Partner is whistling. Whistling!.
- 16:00: WE FOUND THEM. A tiny, unassuming churrería tucked away on a side street. The churros are golden, crispy, perfect. The chocolate is rich and decadent. The toddler approves (after covering himself in chocolate, of course). Worth the existential crisis. Worth every single second of the search. This is a victory!
- 17:00: Back to Apartment Fantastico 3, with sticky fingers, happy hearts, and a renewed appreciation for the simple joys of life.
Day 6: Farewell, for Now (and the Fear of the Airport)
- 08:00: Packing. The most dreaded of tasks. I find sand in places I didn't even know existed.
- 09:00: Last breakfast on the balcony. The view is still amazing. I'm going to miss this. (And possibly be very glad to leave).
- 10:00: Toddler attempts to eat the balcony railing.
- 11:00: The rental car returns.
- 12:00: Drive to airport.
- 13:00: Flight gets delayed.
- 14:00: We don't have an address, we slept at the airport.
- 15:00: Finally, the departure flight.
Final Thoughts:
Puerto de la Cruz: It's messy, it's chaotic, it's beautiful. It's the kind of place that will leave you exhausted and slightly sandy, but also with a heart full of sunshine and the taste of a perfect churro on your tongue. Apartment Fantastico 3: It was… an experience. And I wouldn't trade it for the world (except maybe a slightly less saggy couch). Until next time, Teneriffa. You crazy, glorious island.
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