
Escape to Paradise: RedDoorz Plus Megamendung Puncak Bogor Awaits!
Escape to Paradise? More Like a Ponderous Peak: RedDoorz Plus Megamendung Puncak Bogor…Awaits! (Maybe)
Okay, let's be real. "Escape to Paradise" is a BIG claim. Especially in the shadow of Jakarta, where "paradise" is often a hazy dream fueled by bad traffic and instant noodles. Still, the promise of RedDoorz Plus Megamendung Puncak Bogor (let's just call it "Megamendung" for sanity's sake) intrigued me. Bogor's fresh air and mountain views… well, sign me up! But did it truly deliver? Strap in, because this is less a review, and more a therapeutic unpacking of my stay.
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The Arrival and the "Awaits!" Bit:
First impressions? The drive up to Megamendung is gorgeous. Lush green hills, tea plantations, vendors selling… well, everything. The hotel itself is tucked away, so that's a definite plus for privacy. Check-in? Let's just say "contactless" was… optimistic. The Wi-Fi flaked out more than my patience, and getting into the room felt like a minor odyssey involving a dodgy key card and a lot of frustrated sighing. But hey, at least they have a 24-hour front desk (bless them, seriously), a doorman (who, bless him too, tried his best), and an elevator. (Important, especially when, like me, you end up on a high floor.)
Accessibility: Hmmm… "Work in Progress"
Now, I don't require wheelchair accessibility, but I did take a mental note. The lobby seemed passable, but I didn't spot any ramps or clear signage. (Though I did spot a curious shrine, so, go figure.) More work is needed here. The hotel does offer facilities for disabled guests, so do inquire ahead!
Rooms & Amenities: The Good, the Bad, and the Bathtubless
My room? Perfectly adequate, in a utilitarian kind of way. Clean, that's the main thing. Air conditioning worked. Praise the heavens! The bed was… well, it was there. Not exactly a cloud of fluffy perfection, but I slept eventually. Complimentary tea and bottled water were a nice touch. Free Wi-Fi, in the room, in theory, but it was the tortoise, not the hare, and slow. I had to embrace the mountain vibes and just…be… in the moment.
I was however, incredibly bummed out by the absence of a bathtub, as my legs ached and I was looking forward to soak in hot water, but instead, I had a separate shower - not the same! Also, the blackout curtains were my best friends, helping me escape the often-unpleasant realities of daylight and the outside world with its ever-present noise. Soundproof? Nope. I could hear everything – the traffic, the monkeys (yes, monkeys!), the incessant… well, you get the idea.
Things to Do and Ways to Relax: Spa Day Dreams Crushed (Sort Of)
Ah, the "Escape" part! The promise of relaxation. The hotel boasts a pool with a view. (It is a nice pool, mind you!) A fitness center (which I, ahem, visited). Also a spa! Score! Or so I thought.
I booked the whole shebang: body scrub, body wrap, massage… The massage, well, let's just say I've had better. The masseuse was lovely, but the pressure felt more like a gentle tickle than a knot-busting experience. It was a good "relaxing" massage, but for the price, I had hoped for a deep-tissue experience. The sauna and steamroom, they were there, but I didn't have the time to try, and honestly, I was a little scared that would be a bit too much, as I was already overwhelmed with the trip.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Quest for the Perfect Nasi Goreng
Okay, the restaurant situation was… interesting. They offered Asian cuisine, Western Cuisine, Buffet (sometimes), and a la carte. Breakfast [buffet] was the best, but not perfect. The coffee shop was my little oasis, saved me a lot - and the coffee/tea was decent. They had a lovely poolside bar, but I never went, but I heard happy hours were a thing!
The best part? There's a 24-hour room service which is absolutely essential! After a long day, I had a burger (mediocre), bottle of water (essential), and a side of regret.
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitized Kitchens and… (Ahem) "Optimistic" Sanitizing
I have to give Megamendung points for trying. They were definitely making an effort with anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, hand sanitizer, professionally-grade sanitizing services, and room sanitization. Rooms sanitized between stays, and staff trained in safety protocol was great to see! However, I couldn't help but notice the occasional dust rabbit and the… let's call it "enthusiastic" use of cleaning products that sometimes bordered on overpowering.
Services and Conveniences: The Concierge Who Did Their Best
The concierge was a champion. Seriously. They helped me with a few things that, let's be honest, probably weren't even in their job description. They also had daily housekeeping, luggage storage, concierge, and ironing service. The convenience store was a lifesaver for snacks and essentials.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly, But…
They proudly advertise themselves as family/child-friendly. They do have a babysitting service, kids facilities, and kids meal, so if you've got little ones in tow, this place might be a winner.
Getting Around: Parking is King (Or Queen!)
Car park [free of charge]! Huge win. That’s important up there in the mountains. Airport transfer… is available if you're feeling fancy.
The Verdict: Is It Paradise? Probably Not. Is It… Okay? Definitely.
Would I "Escape to Paradise" at RedDoorz Plus Megamendung again? Hmm… Maybe. If I needed a quick getaway from Jakarta's chaos and could lower my expectations a smidge, or if I just wanted to enjoy the mountain, then yes. It's a decent base for exploring. But "paradise"? Let's just say it's a work in progress. The potential is there, that's for sure. They just need to iron out a few kinks (and maybe invest in a few more robust Wi-Fi routers!) and get their spa game on point. But hey, at least the drive up is pretty. And sometimes, that's enough. For now, I'll give it a reluctant, but optimistic, 3 out of 5 stars.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups! This isn't your glossy, perfectly-planned brochure trip. This is my trip to RedDoorz Plus @ Megamendung Puncak Bogor in Puncak, Indonesia, a chaotic symphony of mountains, questionable snacks, and mosquito bites. Hold on tight!
Day 1: Arrival and Altitude Hysteria (or, "Why Did I Think I Needed to Climb a Mountain?")
10:00 AM: Jakarta Departure. Whoa, the traffic! Forget "rush hour," it's perpetually a standstill, a slow-motion ballet of scooters and honking. I swear I saw a whole family of five…on ONE scooter! (Indonesia, please explain). Packed like sardines, I'm already sweating. My pre-trip optimism is starting to crumble, slowly, like a cheap biscuit.
1:00 PM: Arrival at RedDoorz. Well, "arrival" is generous. More like a bumpy, winding road ascent. The air gets noticeably cooler the higher we go, which is a huge relief. Check-in… well, it's functional. The lobby smells faintly of damp wood and something else… something vaguely floral. I'm pretty sure it's incense trying to combat the damp wood. My room is…a room. The view, however, is stunning. Rolling hills, shrouded in mist. Instagram gold. But, uh, the bedspread looks like it’s seen better decades.
2:00 PM: Lunch: Warung Adventure! I’m starving, so I stumble down the road (a steep, uneven road, I might add) and find a warung (small local eatery) promising “delicious food.” I order Nasi Goreng (duh) and Teh Manis (sweet tea). The Nasi Goreng is…well, it's something. The rice is a little…clumpy, the egg is a bit rubbery. But the chili sauce? Fire! My mouth is on fire, my eyes are watering. This is the real deal, folks. This is Indonesia.
3:00 PM: Exploratory Hike (or, "Why I Shouldn't Trust Google Maps"). Armed with a desperate desire to conquer nature (and an unhealthy dose of ambition), I decide to “conquer” a nearby hill. Google Maps, in its infinite wisdom, suggests a "moderate" hike. "Moderate" apparently translates to "vertical climb with treacherous footing." I swear I saw a snake (maybe?). My legs scream, my lungs burn, and I’m pretty sure I’m hallucinating waterfalls. I give up halfway, covered in sweat and slightly traumatized.
6:00 PM: Dinner and Reflections. Back at the hotel, nursing a minor blister and a major ego bruise. Dinner is…let's just say, it doesn't exactly erase the memory of lunch. The wifi is as shaky as my resolve. I'm starting to wonder if I’m cut out for this whole “adventure” thing. But the mountains are so… majestic, even through the clouds (and the slightly grimy window). Maybe tomorrow will be better. Maybe.
Day 2: Puncak Pass & Culinary Catastrophes
9:00 AM: Breakfast Brushoff. The breakfast at the hotel is…an experience. I order scrambled eggs that come with a side of rubber and toast that is slightly stale. I’m craving a proper coffee, but everything here is instant. I decide to embrace the chaos.
10:00 AM: Exploring Puncak Pass. Okay, at least this part is actually gorgeous. The drive is breathtaking, winding through tea plantations. I stop at a roadside stall and buy some "freshly squeezed" orange juice. It tastes suspiciously like watered-down artificial flavoring. Ugh. The "fresh tea" tastes nothing unlike the real thing so I can't help, but laugh.
12:00 PM: Lunch Massacre: I'm lured into what looks like a charming little restaurant. Big mistake. HUGE. I order some kind of "signature dish." It arrives looking…questionable. I cautiously take a bite. My face contorts in a grimace. It tastes like…cardboard seasoned with regret. I manage to eat a few bites. I'm pretty sure I just wasted money on a culinary crime, but I can't exactly take it back.
2:00 PM: Afternoon exploration – Visit to the local waterfalls to cool off from the heat. It's pretty serene, but I definitely almost slip on a moss-covered rock and break my tailbone. Afterwards, I eat some street snacks, which are amazing, if a bit questionable in source.
6:00 PM: Attempt at Relaxation. I try to chill on my, eh, questionable bed. I read a book, but I'm too wired. The mountain air has completely messed with my sleep schedule. I can't fall asleep. I am up all night. I watch the mist roll in, and out, until the sun begins to rise.
Day 3: Farewell and Final Musings (or, "My Head, My Heart, the Hills")
9:00 AM: Final Breakfast (Pray for Me). Repeat of yesterday's breakfast of despair. I take a deep breath and focus on the view. Okay, I’m still alive. Progress.
10:00 AM: Packing and Departure. Honestly, I'm relieved to go. But also…a little sad? This trip has been a mess, a glorious mess of food, hiking, and questionable wifi. The people are incredibly friendly, even if I can't understand half of what they're saying. And the scenery…the scenery is worth every single mosquito bite and questionable meal.
1:00 PM: Back to Jakarta. The traffic is still a nightmare. I close my eyes and think of the mountains, the mist, and the slightly-burnt Nasi Goreng. I wonder if I'll ever be able to look at a rubbery egg the same way again. Probably not. And you know what? That's okay.
Final Thoughts:
RedDoorz Plus @ Megamendung Puncak Bogor? It's not the lap of luxury. It's not always comfortable. It's definitely not perfect. But it's real. It’s a reminder that travel isn’t always about perfectly curated Instagram feeds and manicured experiences. Sometimes, it's about embracing the chaos, laughing at the imperfections, and figuring out how to order food that doesn't give you a food poisoning crisis. Would I go back? Absolutely. Because, despite the mess, the mountains still call to me. And that, my friends, is the real magic of travel. Now, where's the nearest bathroom…?
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Escape to Paradise: RedDoorz Plus Megamendung Puncak Bogor Awaits! (or Does It?) - FAQs that Are Probably Messier Than My Luggage
Okay, so, "Paradise"... Is it REALLY Paradise? Like, are there flamingos?
What kind of rooms are we talking about? Cozy, luxurious, or... what?
Is the view really as spectacular as the photos suggest? Or is it just a clever Instagram filter?
Food? Is there a decent restaurant nearby, or am I doomed to instant noodles and despair?
What's there to *do* besides… breathe the fresh(ish) air? Because I get easily bored after a few minutes.
How’s the Wi-Fi? Because, let's be honest, I'm addicted to my phone.
Is it family-friendly? Or more of a romantic getaway vibe? Or… something else entirely?

