Indonesian Paradise: Soetomo Hospital's BEST Syariah Homestay!
Paradise Found…? A Deep Dive into Soetomo Hospital's BEST Syariah Homestay (With a Side of Doubt!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea (and maybe some soto ayam) on my stay at Indonesian Paradise: Soetomo Hospital's BEST Syariah Homestay. Let's be real, the name itself is a mouthful. It screams “corporate hospitality” while promising something heavenly. Did it deliver? Well, that's the $64,000 question (or, you know, the price of the room, which was actually quite reasonable).
First Impressions and the Accessibility Hustle:
Finding the place was the first adventure. Let's just say GPS in Surabaya is a suggestion, not a directive. Finally, after circling a few times (and sweating like a pig in a sauna, foreshadowing!), I arrived. The exterior? Clean, modern… a bit sterile, to be honest. The "BEST" part of the name implies it's the best. I'd say it's good, but best? We’ll see.
Let’s talk accessibility, because it's a huge deal for me. They claim to be accessible. The lobby had a ramp, which was a good start. Wheelchair accessible… well, the pathways seemed okay, but I definitely spotted some potential bumps and uneven surfaces that could be problematic for someone with mobility issues. Honestly, more signage would've helped to clarify the accessible routes. It felt a bit… "surface level" accessible, not truly integrated.
The Room: Comforts and Quirks
Stepping into my room, a wave of relief washed over me. The Air conditioning was a godsend! The Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! was a must for work, and thankfully, it actually worked (unlike some places…). The room itself was clean, with a modern, minimalist vibe.
Now, the details. Additional toilet? Nope. Air conditioning? Check. Alarm clock… ancient, but functional. Bathrobes? Yes! Bathtub and a Separate shower/bathtub combo? Score! I appreciated the High floor option; I got a decent view. But there was a distinct lack of personality. It felt more like a perfectly-staged showhome than a place I wanted to live in for a few days.
Cleanliness and Safety: The COVID Factor
This is where things get interesting. Given the current global situation, Cleanliness and safety are HUGE. I was impressed by their commitment to it. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer dispensers everywhere… they were clearly taking things seriously. I even noticed signs explaining their Hygiene certification. The Rooms sanitized between stays gave me some peace of mind. And the Sanitized kitchen and tableware items at the restaurant made me feel a bit more comfortable.
However, there were little cracks in the façade. The Room sanitization opt-out available was a nice gesture, but I’m not sure how many folks actually opt out, considering the situation. And while the staff were masked, I noticed some lapses in social distancing among guests, which is just… frustrating. Seriously people, give it a little effort.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Foodie’s Dilemma
Let’s cut to the chase: I love food. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was tempting. The Breakfast [buffet] promised a feast! The reality? A bit underwhelming. The Breakfast [buffet] was decent, but the options felt a bit… predictable. I'd hoped for more authentic flavors, more local delights. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was okay, nothing to write home about.
One thing I did appreciate? The Bottled water provided in the rooms was a lifesaver in the Surabaya heat, and the Daily housekeeping making sure to keep refilling it was a great touch.
I tried the A la carte in restaurant one evening, and ordered a soup, which wasn’t quite what I was expecting, flavor-wise – I could have used some more spice! But I wasn’t about to complain.
Things to Do / Ways to Relax: The Spa Mirage
Here's where the "paradise" part of the name gets a little… iffy. Ways to relax sounded promising. A Fitness center! A Spa! A Swimming pool!
The Fitness center was small but functional. The Spa? Yeah, things were a bit let down. They had a Sauna but it wasn't working during my stay. The Massage was available, but it wasn't quite the luxury experience I was hoping for. Sadly, I didn't experience a Body scrub or Body wrap.
The Swimming pool [outdoor] at least looked inviting, although I didn’t get a chance to jump in. This may be my biggest regret.
Services and Conveniences: Efficiency vs. Soul
The homestay offers a good array of Services and conveniences. Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Currency exchange, Dry cleaning, Elevator… all the basics were covered. The Daily housekeeping was efficient; my room was always spotless.
Here’s where things got a bit… sterilized. Everything was efficient, professional, and perfectly polished. But there was a lack of that warm, personalized touch that makes a place feel special. The staff were courteous, but rarely went above and beyond.
Getting Around: The Airport Shuffle
The homestay offers Airport transfer, which was a major plus. The driver was on time, the car was clean, and the ride was smooth. Easy-peasy.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly?
I wasn't traveling with children, but the hotel had Kids facilities and Babysitting service. It certainly seemed family-friendly on paper, but I can't personally vouch for how kid-friendly it truly is.
Overall Impression: A Good Stay, But Not Paradise
So, the verdict? Indonesian Paradise: Soetomo Hospital's BEST Syariah Homestay is a good hotel. It's clean, well-equipped, and takes the COVID situation seriously. The staff are efficient, the rooms are comfortable, and the location is convenient.
However, it's not quite the "paradise" the name suggests. The dining lacked a wow factor, the spa was disappointing, and the overall experience was a little… sterile. It felt more like a functional stopover than a truly memorable experience.
Would I stay there again? Probably. Especially if I needed to be near the hospital. But I wouldn’t necessarily seek it out unless I knew I needed something functional rather than memorable.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's pristine, bullet-pointed travel plan. This is… my potential descent into Surabaya from the dubious comfort of Hoki Homestay Syariah Mitra RedDoorz near Rumah Sakit Dr Soetomo. Let's go!
Subject: Surabaya Chaos & Questionable Bedding – A Slightly Unhinged Itinerary (Pray for Me)
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Toilet Paper Debacle of '23 (Or Whenever This Trip Actually Happens)
- Morning (Pre-Dawn – because jet lag): Land in Juanda International Airport. Ugh, airports. They're all the same, a symphony of stressed-out sighs and the desperate smell of overpriced coffee. Pray the baggage claim fairy is feeling generous today. My suitcase is a chaotic mess of "essentials" and "things I might need."
- Reasonable Time (After Customs & Survival): Find a Grab (like Uber, but Indonesian) to Hoki Homestay. Okay, "homestay" is pushing it. I'm picturing… well, not the Ritz. But clean sheets? A working AC? These are my basic demands. I'll probably spend the entire ride desperately clinging to my phone, trying to decipher the Indonesian I've downloaded on Duolingo. Wish me luck.
- Afternoon (Survival Mode Engaged): Check-in. The true test begins. This is where the "Syariah" part comes into play. I'm imagining very strict rules about… everything. Pray I don't accidentally do something blasphemous, like, I don't know, eat a sandwich while looking at a shrine or something.
- Anecdote: Last time I stayed anywhere remotely budget-friendly, the toilet paper situation was… grim. Like, one-ply, sandpaper-esque grim. I'm packing emergency tissues. Seriously. This is vital. This could make or break the trip.
- Late Afternoon/Evening (The Search for Food & Sanity): Wander (or, more likely, stumble) towards Rumah Sakit Dr Soetomo. I have no actual intention of visiting the hospital. I just need to get oriented. And find food. Preferably something not deep-fried. Street food is calling. Hopefully, my stomach and I are in agreement on the food, which will probably happen once I finally find the local street food around the hospital.
- Quirky Observation: I bet the hospital food is better than whatever the airport served. Or worse. It's a gamble, really.
- Emotion: Thrilled at the prospect, but also, slightly terrified. This all new.
Day 2: Culture Shock & The Quest for Deliciousness
- Morning (Getting My Act Together (Maybe) and Breakfast): Okay, assuming I’m not battling dysentery from last night's street food (fingers crossed!), I will attempt a proper breakfast. Maybe ask the staff, or maybe find a place. I’m picturing strong Indonesian coffee, maybe some nasi goreng or something. Or I'll end up eating instant noodles. It's Surabaya; anything is possible.
- Mid-Morning (The First Big Thing): Visiting a local market. Pasar Turi, if I'm feeling brave. I picture sensory overload. The sights, the smells, the chaos… It's going to be amazing, terrifying, and probably lead to me buying something I don't need.
- Lunch (Fueling the Adventure): More street food! I'm determined to try as much as possible. I suspect I'll point and smile a lot.
- Afternoon (The Cultural Immersion): I'm considering a visit to the House of Sampoerna. Or if the guidebooks are too dry, I might just wander. Wander into a neighborhood, get lost, and try to talk to locals.
- Evening (Dinner & The Evening’s Entertainment): Finding dinner. I’m thinking something new, maybe try a local restaurant with some friends.
- Emotion: I love the idea of getting to know the culture through the food and the people. It's a nervous excitement that's both humbling and invigorating.
- Opinion: I’m convinced that the best travel experiences always come from veering off the well-trodden tourist path.
Day 3: The Double Down on the Best of Everything
- Morning (Starting the day right): Return to the local market, try and work on bargaining skills so I'll be the master haggler of the market.
- Mid-Morning (More Cultural Immersion): Visit the Monumen Kapal Selam. I kind of want to visit a monument like that but I doubt I would like to go the Navy museum.
- Lunch (Back to the local street food): Return to the street food like the previous day.
- Afternoon (The best thing): Visit the Surabaya Zoo and be with the animals.
- Evening (dinner with some locals): Meet some local people who I could meet and get dinner with.
- Anecdote: I would go to the Surabaya Zoo and let the animals know how I feel.
- Quirky Observation: I wish I was an animal.
Day 4: Departure & Deep-Fried Regrets (or Triumph!)
- Morning (Packing & The Final Toilet Paper Check): Last-minute packing. Double-checking the toilet paper situation (still vital).
- Mid-Morning (Souvenir Hunting… or Not): Maybe I'll pick up some souvenirs. Or maybe I'll just buy more street food.
- Late Morning/Early Afternoon (The Airport Gauntlet): The dreaded ride to the airport, the final currency exchange, facing the inevitable airport food… It's a race against time.
- Afternoon/Evening (Homeward Bound): Fly home. Refecting on the whole thing. Realizing everything that I did, and everything I wish I had done.
- Emotion: Sad to leave, but also excited to go home.
Important Considerations & Ramblings:
- The RedDoorz Factor: I'm prepared for the RedDoorz experience. Budget accommodations are often… character-building. Let's hope the character I build isn't "permanently traumatized by questionable hygiene."
- The Language Barrier: My Bahasa Indonesia skills are, let's be honest, abysmal. I will be relying heavily on smiles, gestures, and the kindness of strangers.
- Food Poisoning: A very real possibility and a constant worry. I will be judicious about where I eat, but… adventure demands risks, right?
- The Heat & Humidity: I'm from a place where it’s cold most of the year, so the heat and humidity will be a challenge. I'm packing breathable clothes, and a fan is a must.
- My Imperfections: I will surely get lost. I will likely say the wrong things. I will probably embarrass myself. This is all part of the fun.
In Conclusion:
This is not a perfect itinerary. It's a work in progress, subject to the whims of fate, street food cravings, and the quality of the hotel's Wi-Fi. But it's my itinerary. It's a plan filled with hope, trepidation, and a whole lot of uncertainty. Wish me luck. Pray for me, and pray that I don't run out of toilet paper.
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Okay, spill it… Is "BEST Syariah Homestay" ACTUALLY any good, or is it just… well, you know… *hospital adjacent*?
Alright, let's be brutally honest. "Hospital adjacent" is the perfect descriptor. Look, finding yourself *needing* a place near Soetomo Hospital is NOT ideal. It's like… you're already stressed, probably exhausted, and then you’re faced with… *another* choice. So yes, my initial reaction was pure apprehension. My Auntie had just had a procedure, the whole family was in a tizzy, and the thought of another potentially stressful accommodation? Ugh. But, honestly? BEST Syariah Homestay… surprised me. It’s not the Ritz, people. Let's be clear. But considering the circumstances, it was a freaking oasis.
What's the *vibe*? Because "Syariah" gives me… images. Am I going to trip over prayer rugs and be stared at for wearing shorts?
Okay, this is a BIG one. The "Syariah" aspect, right? I was worried too. My initial thought was, "Will I accidentally offend someone?" But listen: it's not some super-strict, judgemental place. It's… respectful. Think clean, quiet, and definitely modest. They clearly cater to a Muslim clientele, but it's not like they're wielding a ruler to measure your skirt length. They provided prayer items in the rooms, which, even though I’m not Muslim, felt thoughtful. It's more about creating a space where people feel comfortable and respecting religious customs. The key takeaway is: no, you won't be stared at. Just… be, you know, respectful. And for heaven's sake, be mindful of noise levels. People are there for very vulnerable reasons!
The rooms… are they clean? Because, let’s be honest, hygiene is EVERYTHING when you're near a hospital!
Okay, YES. THANK GOD, YES. The cleanliness was a huge relief. I’m a bit of a germaphobe, especially in medical-adjacent environments. The rooms were spotless! Seriously. Fresh sheets, sparkling bathrooms… it made such a difference to my mental state. And look, when you're visiting a sick relative, you need a place that feels safe and clean. It's not a five-star hotel level of perfection, but it was consistently clean and well-maintained. And that, frankly, is GOLD.
What about the food? Do they even *offer* food? And is it, you know, edible?
Okay, so food… it’s a mixed bag. They have a small kitchen and offer breakfast. The options are pretty basic Indonesian fare. The Nasi Goreng was decent. It wasn't life-changing, but when you're stressed and sleep-deprived, a warm meal is a blessing. Sometimes they had extras, like a simple soup. The real thing is… plan for outside the accommodation. There are plenty of warungs and small restaurants nearby, and ordering in is totally an option. Honestly, that was what my family mostly when we stayed there.
The Location? Is it actually *convenient* for Soetomo Hospital, or are we talking a ten-mile hike?
Okay, the LOCATION is the selling point. That’s the BIG reason to stay here, and it’s a GOOD reason. I’m talking, like, a five-minute walk. Seriously. You could practically roll out of bed and stumble into the hospital. This is a GODSEND. When you're visiting a sick relative, the last thing you need is a long commute. The proximity saved me a ton of time, and more importantly, it gave my family peace of mind. We were constantly back and forth to the hospital. Being able to pop back to the homestay anytime, well, it was priceless.
The Price! Are we talking budget-friendly, or are they charging a king’s ransom because they know you’re desperate?
The price is… reasonable. I’d call it budget-friendly, especially considering the location. It’s not dirt cheap, but it won’t break the bank. Listen, it's a massive relief in a stressful situation not to have to worry about the exorbitant prices some hotels might charge. It's a good value for what you get. The value for money for what you need is an absolute godsend.. you are really paying for the location, and I was okay with that.
The Staff! Are they helpful? Oblivious? Or do they wander around with surliness etched on their faces?
The staff were… sweet. They weren't overly formal, but they were genuinely helpful. They also understood the situation. They were kind, concerned, and discreet. They didn't intrude, but they were always there to help if you needed something. They made a point of asking how my aunt was doing, which felt very human. One of the staff members even helped us arrange for a taxi one day when we were absolutely frazzled. Little things like that make a huge difference.
Okay, let's get real. What’s the worst part? There *has* to be a catch.
Alright, here's the honest truth. The noise. It’s a busy area. There’s traffic. You’ll hear the call to prayer in the mornings (which, frankly, I found kind of beautiful, but if you’re a light sleeper… prepare). The walls aren't exactly soundproof. Also, the Wi-Fi was a bit spotty at times. Okay, very spotty! But honestly? Given the circumstances, those were minor annoyances. You go in knowing the setting, and for me, the benefits far outweighed the drawbacks.
Would you stay there again? Be brutally honest.
Look, if I *had* to be near Soetomo Hospital again? Absolutely. Without a doubt. It’s not a vacation resort. It's a practical, clean, and reasonably priced place that provides a haven when you need it most. And, seriously, when you're dealing with the stress of a hospital situation, *that* is invaluable. It's a place to catch your breath, regroup, and be close to the people you need to be.Personalized Stays
