Saundersfoot Mermaid's Paradise: Stunning Seafront Apartment!
Saundersfoot Mermaid's Paradise: Stunning Seafront Apartment! - My Surprisingly Sunny Seaside Sojourn (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Seaweed)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to unleash a review hotter than a Welsh summer day on Saundersfoot's Mermaid's Paradise apartment. Honestly, I hate writing reviews. It feels like homework. But this… this place… well, it managed to charm even this jaded, cynical traveler.
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Let's Get This Mess Started (in No Particular Order, Naturally):
First things first: Accessibility. I'm not in a wheelchair, but I've got a bum knee that sometimes acts up. The elevator (cue the angels singing!) was a godsend. Seriously, navigating stairs with a throbbing knee is not my idea of a vacation. The apartment itself seemed pretty easy to navigate too, with wide doorways and a generally spacious layout. Though I didn't need a wheelchair, I did notice a few things that would have made my stay easier If I did. So, HUGE points for that, Mermaid's Paradise, for thinking about everyone. Top marks.
Then there's the "Things to Do," or Rather, "Things to Not Do," in My Opinion:
Okay, so they list a fitness center. Now, I saw one. Looked… adequate. But here's the thing: I'm on holiday. The only fitness I engaged in was the strenuous climb to the fridge for a celebratory beer after I'd successfully made it down the beach. This, my friends, is the epitome of relaxation. The pool (outdoor!) was a lovely little thing, perfect for a post-sunburn dip, but I was more inclined toward the actual, REAL ocean. You know, the one you can smell the seaweed (more on this later) on?
Now, about that spa. Well, it had one. And, if I'm honest… I didn't even look at it. I mean, seriously? I'm staring at the freaking sea! Who needs a body wrap when you have the salty, fresh air wrapping your whole freakin' being? Look, I'm a simple person. A beach, a beer, a comfy chair…that's my spa. But good on them for offering it. Options are good, I guess. Just not for me.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Worry-Wart's Paradise!
This is where Mermaid's Paradise really shone. Honestly, I'm a bit of a germaphobe. I mean, I carry hand sanitizer like it's water in the desert. And this place? I could practically eat off the floors (though I didn't, I swear!). They had anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and the staff actually looked like they knew what they were doing, not just shuffling around pretending to clean. Huge plus. Room sanitization opt-out available? Brilliant! Because sometimes you just want to breathe freely. The fact that it was a clean and safe haven eased my anxieties straight away. This is a big win for me!
The Seaweed… and the Soul-Soothing Sound of the Sea:
You see, my first walk along the beach was…rustic. Beautiful, but rustic. The air practically reeked of the sea, you know? The kind that's good for your soul, your nose, and maybe a little off-puttng. (That being the smell from the seaweed). Now, I'm not gonna lie. I'm used to pristine, postcard-perfect beaches. But this? This was real. This was wild. This was… well, it was Wales. Over time, I became fond of the seaweed. It's a part of the experience. It adds character. It's like, the beach's earthy perfume! Honestly, I nearly cried the first time I heard the waves coming. It was a whole experience.
I was drawn to walk to the waves every morning and evening. This is where the magic happens. You have to pay attention to the sea - and let it consume you.
The Apartment Itself: My Little Sanctuary (Mostly):
Okay, the Wi-Fi [free] was excellent. Crucial for, you know, posting Instagram photos of my toes in the sand. The air conditioning was a blessing (we were lucky with the weather!). The kitchen/dining area was perfect. Plenty of space to spread out. There was a coffee/tea maker (thank the heavens!) and the free bottled water was a nice touch (essential for someone who forgets to drink, I swear). Extra long bed? Yes, please! The separate shower/bathtub was glorious after a day of beachcombing .
I'd say the apartment was great. Clean. Safe. Quiet. Really did feel like a sanctuary and escape to the world.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (The Important Stuff!):
Alright. Since it's a self-catering apartment, no actual restaurants on site, or whatever. But Saundersfoot itself? AMAZING. The restaurants were a delight. I grabbed a bottle of wine from this lovely little shop - and it was lovely to sit on the terrace, drink and watch the world go by.
The real star of the dining show? That little snack bar on the beach. Glorious. Just the right to grab some food, and a cold drink, and stay there for hours.
The "Meh" Moments (Because Nothing's Perfect):
The TV. It worked. But honestly, I barely looked at it. Why would I watch TV when I had the sea?
The Ironing facilities. Technically there. But… let’s just say I had a few crumpled shirts. Fine.
The Babysitting service. I didn't need it, but it's listed. Good for families, I guess.
There was not much around.
Overall: Would I Go Back? (And Would I Recommend It?)
Absolutely. In a heartbeat. Mermaid's Paradise offered a comfortable, clean, and convenient experience. It’s a great base for exploring Saundersfoot and the surrounding area. And that view? Unforgettable. And here's the real kicker: for the price? Bloody bargain. You absolutely HAVE to book it. This place will take care of you.
Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Seaweed-Encrusted Starfish (and that's a good thing, I swear!)
P.S. - Don't be afraid of the seaweed. Embrace it. It's part of the authentic seaside experience. You will grow fond of it. I swear!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned travel itinerary. This is… well, this is my chaotic, beautifully messy trip to Mermaid Apartment, slap-bang on the seafront in Saundersfoot, Wales. And trust me, it's going to be a rollercoaster.
Saundersfoot Seafront Meanderings: A Totally Unstructured Itinerary (or, My Attempt at One)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Welsh Welcome (or, The Day My Luggage Became Best Friends with Birmingham Airport)
- 1:00 PM: (Supposedly) Arrive at Mermaid Apartment. HA! Let's be real. Plane delayed. My luggage? Currently enjoying a romantic getaway in Birmingham. Wonderful. Already I'm feeling the urge to scream, and the sea's not even in sight. I hate flying. I'm not even sure I'd get a better view by walking, given my luck.
- 1:30 PM: (Aspirational) Check-in. Pray to the travel gods I actually have a key. Mentally preparing for a frantic phone call to the letting agency, which will inevitably involve me sounding like a stressed-out squirrel.
- 2:00 PM: (Highly Likely) Finally arrive. Oh. My. God. The view. Okay, breathe. Okay, maybe this is worth all the airport drama. The pictures didn't lie! That turquoise water, those charming boats… I could actually cry. It's beautiful. I hate this time of year since it will probably rain.
- 2:30 PM: (Reality Check) Find the apartment. Get in. Start unpacking whatever's been delivered. Where's my toothbrush? Did I pack my special Welsh-themed socks?
- 3:00 PM: (Survival Mode) Scrounge for food. Realize the fridge is EMPTY. Curse myself for not pre-ordering groceries. It’s always the same routine. Empty stomach + new place = a recipe for disaster.
- 4:00 PM: (Recovery) Wander the beach. The sand is amazing. I'm getting sand everywhere. Little kids are building sandcastles. Now I kind of want to build one. Am I being weird?
- 5:00 PM: (Cultural Immersion… maybe) Find a pub. (Because, Wales.) Order a pint of something local. Stare at the sea. Maybe I'll start writing. Or, you know, just… exist. Observe. Breathe. And maybe, maybe, order a packet of crisps.
- 6:00 PM: (Dinner, finally!) Find takeaway! Fish and chips it is! Oh my god, the batter!
- 7:00 PM: (Sunset Contemplation) Stare at the sunset. It's supposed to be spectacular. Unless it's raining. Then, well, I'll stare at rain.
- 8:00 PM: (Bedtime) Realize how utterly exhausted I am. Attempt to read, probably fall asleep drooling on the book.
Day 2: Saundersfoot's Embrace (or, The Day I Became Best Friends with a Seagull)
- 8:00 AM: (Attempted) Wake up. Fail. Sun streaming in my eyes. Ouch. I'll try again.
- 9:00 AM: (Actually) Wake up and start the coffee pot. The smell is heavenly.
- 9:30 AM: (Food Glorious Food) Eggs. Bacon. Welsh cheddar. Breakfast of champions. Maybe. Depends on how hungover I am.
- 10:00 AM: (Beach Walk #2, Electric Boogaloo) This time, with a purpose! A mission! To find the perfect pebble. Or, you know, just to walk.
- 11:00 AM: (Coastal Exploration) Find a cafe. Enjoy a coffee and a local delicacy.
- 12:00 PM: (Beach Time) Sunbathe if the weather allows it, maybe a swim.
Day 3: Pembrokeshire Adventures (or, The Day I Faced My Fears and Maybe Regretted It)
- 9:00 AM: (Adventure Time!) Drive somewhere. Maybe Tenby.
- 10:30 AM: (Lost) Navigating the Welsh backroads. Get lost. Probably. Embrace it.
- 11:30 AM: (Beaches!) Explore the gorgeous beaches and coves on the outskirts of the town.
- 1:00 PM: (Lunch Time) Fish and chips again, because when in Wales, right? This time, maybe try a fancy restaurant.
- 3:00 PM: (Tidying up. Ugh).
- 4:00 PM: (Beach Time) Maybe I will build that sandcastle, after all.
- 7:00 PM: Try a new restaurant.
- 8:00 PM: Early night. Need good sleep. (Maybe.)
Day 4: Farewell, For Now (or, The Day I Almost Didn't Leave)
- 9:00 AM: (Sigh) Start packing. The end is near.
- 10:00 AM: (Last Walk) Final beach walk. Soak it all in.
- 11:00 AM: (Check Out) Leave the apartment. Try not to cry.
- 12:00 PM: (Departure) Say goodbye to Saundersfoot. I will be back.
Important Notes (Because I'm Not Totally Irresponsible):
- Weather: It’s Wales. Pack for all seasons. Rain gear. Sunscreen. Windbreaker. Swimsuit. A hat. Because you never know.
- Food: Embrace the local cuisine! Fish and chips, Welsh Rarebit, and whatever else looks interesting. (But maybe pack some snacks, the hunger is real)
- Relax: The whole point is to chill. Let go of the rigid plans. Get lost. Have fun. Be yourself. And don't let the luggage gods get you down.
- Mermaid Apartment: Just breathe. You made it.
So, there you have it. My brilliantly disorganized, wonderfully imperfect, and utterly honest travel itinerary. Wish me luck! Or, you know, just send me chocolate. I may need it. And tell the luggage people to hurry up.
(This itinerary is subject to change based on mood, weather, and the availability of cake. You've been warned.)
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Saundersfoot Mermaid's Paradise: Your Questions (and My Ramblings)
Okay, let's be honest, is the view *really* as good as it looks in the pictures?
Oh, the view. Prepare yourself, because the photos? They're good. But the reality? It's... well, it's almost unfair. I mean, *unbearably* gorgeous. Let's just say, I spent the better part of my first morning glued to the window, coffee growing cold in my hand, just watching the waves roll in. There was this one particularly glorious sunrise... the sky just exploded in pinks and oranges. I actually started crying. Not even kidding. I'm a cynical Londoner, I don't cry at sunsets. But this? This was something else.
Now, here's the thing: my first trip, the weather was a bit... Welsh. You know, sunshine one minute, horizontal rain the next. But even *that* was stunning. The moody grey clouds just added a dramatic edge to the sea. Honestly, the view practically *commands* your attention. You can't help but feel utterly insignificant and totally at peace all at once. My advice? Pack binoculars. And maybe a box of tissues. Seriously.
What's the apartment *really* like? Is it all pristine and perfect, or...?
Alright, let's be real. Perfection? Nah. But that's part of the charm, right? It's not some sterile hotel room. It feels... lived in. In a good way! It feels like a proper seaside escape. Think comfortable, a bit quirky, and definitely designed for relaxation, not white-glove inspections. The place is clean and well maintained, but it's got that little charm of character, and that's what makes you feel at home. And that's what makes it so welcoming.
Now, one tiny little thing: the shower pressure in my first stay was a *little* bit weak. Okay, fine, it's my partner who complained, I didn't mind and was happy to be in and out of the shower as quick as I could. However, my partner couldn't get their hair wet. But the owner informed me this was solved, but to be safe take that into consideration if you have long hair. I'm mentioning it because I'd want to know! Honestly, I'd trade a slightly limp shower for that view any day. But maybe pack some extra conditioner. I never did!
Is it easy to get to restaurants and the beach? And what about parking? (The dreaded parking...!)
Okay, parking. The bane of any holiday. Thankfully, Saundersfoot is pretty decent. There's parking nearby, usually on the street, and you get a permit from the apartment. During the peak season? Yeah, it might take a little bit of circling. But nothing catastrophic. I managed it even with my partner's driving. Just take a deep breath. You're on holiday. Think of it as a scenic pre-dinner stroll.
And yes, restaurants and the beach? They're practically on your doorstep! You can practically tumble out of bed and onto the sand. Restaurants are plentiful and varied. Do try the fresh seafood. Trust me. It's an absolute must. I have to say, I had the best fish and chips of my life at one of the local places, and I'm not even exaggerating. Although I did eat it quickly.
Are there any downsides? Anything I should be aware of?
Hmm, downsides... Well, apart from the shower pressure, and maybe the potential parking scramble during peak season? Honestly, not much. Oh, and if you're a light sleeper, be aware that you're right by the sea, and the sea can be LOUD. Especially during a storm. That first night I thought a giant was banging on the window at about 3am. I think I screamed. But it became a lullaby to which I quickly grew accustomed and loved.
One thing I’ll say is that the stairs to enter the apartment, from the ground floor. They are easily manageable, but if you have mobility issues, you might need to consider that. But other than that? It's pretty much paradise.
The kitchen... is it equipped for actual cooking, or just for making toast?
Right, the kitchen. I'm not exactly a chef, but it's definitely equipped for more than just toast and instant coffee. There are actual pots and pans, a decent oven, a fridge, and all the usual gadgets. They also provided basic cooking essentials. I did manage to get the kitchen a bit messy, mainly due to our partner being an absolute disaster. There was a small accident, but we managed. Anyway, it is a great kitchen and capable of cooking a decent meal. I cooked a pasta, and it was great, so I'd say its good.
What was your *best* memory there? Spill the beans!
Oh, easily the sunrise. But that’s too easy, right? Okay, I’ll give you another one. One evening, we were sitting on the balcony with a bottle of wine. The air was crisp, the sun was setting, and the sea was all sparkly and shimmering. Suddenly, a pod of dolphins appeared! Literally, they were jumping and playing right in front of the apartment. We were mesmerized! We stood there for ages just watching them. It was pure, unadulterated magic. I think my partner wept. Maybe I did too. Whatever. It was amazing. Seriously. Dolphin-watching from your balcony. Can't beat that.
What's the WiFi like? Because, you know, gotta stay connected... (sigh)
Okay, let's address the elephant in the room: WiFi. And let me be honest. I was very pleased with it It wasn't lightning-fast, but it was reliable enough for checking emails, streaming some Netflix (you have to, right?), and even doing a little bit of work when I had to. Definitely better than the WiFi in my own messy London flat! And the fact that there was WiFi at all was a win, considering the location. So, yes, the WiFi is fine. Don't let that be a dealbreaker.
Would you go back?
Without a shadow of a doubt. In fact, I'm already plotting my return. I've been checking the availability calendar since I got back. Maybe I’ll go in the autumn. Or with my partner. Or solo just to see the sunrise again! Just thinking about it makes me want to pack my bags. Saundersfoot Mermaid's Paradise isn't just a place to stay. It's an experience. And honestly, it's exactly what I needed. So yes, absolutely, IYour Stay Hub
