PH Cebu's DOSI HOTEL: Paradise Found! (Luxury Getaway Awaits)
PH Cebu's DOSI Hotel: Paradise Found! (Luxury Getaway Awaits) - Or Does It? A Rambling Review
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a stay at PH Cebu's DOSI Hotel, and honestly? My head's still spinning. "Paradise Found!" they scream in their brochures. Well, let's dissect that, shall we? This isn't your usual robotic review; this is me spilling the beans, warts and all. Expect tangents, because that's just how my brain works.
First Impressions (and the Battle with the Elevator)
The lobby? Stunning. Think gleaming marble, soaring ceilings, and a faint whiff of something expensive. Makes you feel instantly richer (even if your bank account's screaming). Now, getting to my room? Well, that's where the "luxury" started to wobble a bit. The elevators… bless their hearts, they were a bit slow. I swear I aged a decade waiting for one. But hey, at least they had elevators, which, accessibility wise (cough, metadata, cough), is a definite plus. They advertise facilities for disabled guests, so, let's hope those elevators are up to snuff. More on that later.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag!
Right, so, accessibility. Important stuff. I tried to keep a keen eye out. The lobby (as mentioned) is sprawling and easy to navigate. The ramps are present, which is great. But, I'm not a wheelchair user, so take this with a grain of salt. I did notice a couple of narrow walkways, which, depending on the setup, might be a bit of a squeeze. The hotel advertises "facilities for disabled guests", so I assume they've considered all the angles. But, I'd suggest checking very thoroughly with them beforehand if you have specific needs.
The Room: My Sanctuary (Mostly)
Okay, the room. Sigh. It was gorgeous. Seriously, like, "Pinterest-worthy" gorgeous. The air conditioning was a godsend, especially after battling the Cebu humidity. The bed was huge, and they had bathrobes that felt like a fluffy hug. They also had blackout curtains, which meant I could sleep until noon (bliss!). And, oh, the slippers! I practically lived in those things. The bathroom? Stunning. Separate shower/bathtub, fluffy towels, and toiletries that smelled divine. Bonus points for the mirror that (miraculously) showed me in a flattering light. There was even an in-room safe box, just in case I ever, you know, had anything valuable. They had a desk, desk with laptop workspace, which was handy for, uh, checking emails (don't judge).
Internet Woes and Small Pet Peeves:
The biggest annoyance? The internet. They boast Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, which is usually great. But it was patchy, at best. There was also Internet access – LAN, so if you're a true techie, you might have a way to get a more solid connection. But for a luxury hotel, I expected more. It's a small thing, but it matters when you’re trying to work (or, let’s be honest, binge-watch something). And the lack of decent coffee in the room? Heartbreak. I had to rely on the coffee/tea maker, which, let's just say, wasn't quite Starbucks. They do provide complimentary tea, so that's a plus.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Rollercoaster
Alright, let’s talk grub. The hotel has several restaurants, including, I think, a vegetarian restaurant, and they offer room service [24-hour]. The Breakfast [buffet] was decent. Not mind-blowing, but you had your usual: Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, and a bunch of pastries. The Coffee shop was a lifesaver. The poolside bar was pretty fantastic; perfect for sipping cocktails and pretending you're incredibly glamorous. The Happy hour made the experience even better. The Snack bar was a welcome thing for my lazy cravings. The a la carte in the restaurant was fine too. I did note a few issues that I’m always wary of. They have an alternative meal arrangement which is nice. There are some salad in the restaurant which is neat. They also have desserts in restaurant which is perfect.
Things to Do: Relaxation and Adventure (If You Can Find the Time!)
The Swimming pool [outdoor] was glorious. They have a Pool with a view which is absolutely a perfect setting to catch a tan. I did catch sight of the Fitness center, which looked well-equipped (though I, uh, didn't exactly utilize it). They have a Gym/fitness. They has a Spa, a Spa/sauna, and a Steamroom, oh my! They also have a Sauna. They also have a Massage and a Body scrub with Body wrap and a Foot bath. I did go for a Massage, actually, and it was divine! The therapist was amazing.
Cleanliness and Safety: Are We Safe?
This is a big one, especially these days. They had implemented some seriously impressive protocols. I saw staff constantly cleaning. They used some Anti-viral cleaning products. They have a Daily disinfection in common areas. There was Hand sanitizer EVERYWHERE. I noticed they had Professional-grade sanitizing services and Rooms sanitized between stays. Impressive stuff!
Services and Conveniences: The Little Luxuries
They had a Concierge who was super helpful. They had Doorman and Laundry service. They also have Luggage storage. They had Daily housekeeping, which was a godsend (because, let's be honest, I'm messy). They also had Currency exchange and a Cash withdrawal which are all very handy. I was impressed.
For the Kids: Family Friendly!
While I was there solo (romantic getaway? Ha!), the hotel seemed incredibly Family/child friendly. They have a Babysitting service (in case you need some alone time). Kids facilities were present, and they offer kids meals.
Getting Around: The Airport Transfer Tango
They offer Airport transfer. I used it, and it was smooth and efficient. They also have Taxi service with Valet parking.
Quirks and Imperfections (Because Nothing's Perfect)
Okay, things got a little weird. One day, I accidentally locked myself out of my room. Cue the internal panic! The staff were amazing in rescuing me, but it did highlight a slight issue with the door locks. The elevators, as I mentioned, were hit-or-miss. And…and…one night, I heard a faint but persistent buzzing sound emanating from the air conditioning unit. It wasn’t a deal-breaker, but it did keep me awake for a while. Perfection is elusive.
Emotional Verdict:
Okay, after all that rambling, what’s the verdict? PH Cebu’s DOSI Hotel? It’s pretty darn good. Is it perfect? Nope. Are there a few kinks to iron out? Absolutely. But the good outweighs the bad. The staff are genuinely friendly and helpful. The rooms are gorgeous. The food is decent. And the spa? Worth every penny. Yes, I would recommend this hotel. But, consider your priorities, make sure you know what you're getting (especially regarding accessibility), and, most importantly, pack your patience (for the elevators!).
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This review is, like, 80% good. Would I go back? Yeah, probably. But I'd be sure to bring a good book for those elevator waits and maybe a portable Wi-Fi hotspot, just in case. And I'm still dreaming about that massage…
Unbelievable Lakeside Cabins in Clermont-Ferrand: You WON'T Believe This!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't just a travel itinerary; it's a vibe. We're heading to Dosi Hotel PH in Cebu, Philippines. I'm not promising perfect planning, just genuine chaos and a whole lotta me. Here we go:
DOSI HOTEL PH - CEBU: A Symphony of Sunburns & Sentimental Slurps (and Everything In Between)
Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and the Search for Reliable Wi-Fi
- Morning (or, let's be real, late morning-ish): Arrive at Mactan-Cebu International Airport (CEB). Honestly, airports always make me simultaneously excited and filled with a low-grade panic. The crowds! The luggage carousels of doom! Finding the right shuttle felt like navigating a minefield of overly enthusiastic airport workers. Found the transfer, eventually. My luggage, as usual, was the last one to appear. Cue a dramatic sigh and a mental note to pack a carry-on with ALL the essentials next time.
- Afternoon: Check-in at Dosi Hotel. Ugh, the lobby! Smells faintly of tropical frangipani and a hint of something… disinfectant? I’m trying to be optimistic. The staff are genuinely lovely, though, which instantly improves my cranky traveler mood. The room? Okay, it's not the suite I’d dreamt of (damn you, budget!), but it’s clean, the aircon blasts like a hurricane, and the view… well, it’s not exactly the ocean, but hey, I'm not complaining too much, at least I'm in a hotel. The real test: Wi-Fi. Pray for a miracle.
- Afternoon (Cont.): THE WI-FI! (This has to be capitalized.) It's… passable. Not screaming-fast but I managed to upload a single Instagram story (a blurry picture of my overly-tired self clutching a mango shake). I’m on vacation. I’m allowed to be dramatic about Wi-Fi.
- Evening: Dinner at… Somewhere. I had intentions of researching local restaurants, but the Wi-Fi struggle sapped my energy. Ended up at a place that was… well, a place. I ate something. It filled my tummy. That is all. Let's just say, it wasn't a culinary masterpiece, but the San Miguel beer was cold, and that's what truly matters, right?
Day 2: Island Hopping – Betrayal, Bliss, and Banana Boats (Oh My!)
- Morning: The actual reason I came to Cebu: Island hopping! I booked a tour (regretfully, as it turned out, through a recommendation from the hotel). Started off optimistic. The boat looked beautiful. The ocean… magnificent. I was feeling a surge of pure joy, and then… the first island. Hilutungan Island. Snorkelling. Fish! Coral! Amazing! But then the group, or the tour guide, got impatient and rushed us through. It was, on some level, soul-crushing. I wanted to linger. I wanted to drink in the beauty of the underwater world. Instead, it felt like a whirlwind tour of aquatic life.
- Afternoon: Nalusuan Island. This one was the 'instagram island' and the one I was looking forward to the most. And it was beautiful. Truly. That aquamarine water! But also crowded. Very crowded. The obligatory photo shoot amidst a sea of selfie sticks was amusing and irritating at the same time. And the food? Average. The "included" lunch was a sad assortment more fuel than food.
- Afternoon (Cont.): Mactan Island. This was where it really went downhill. Banana boat ride, followed by a jetski where the water was too choppy for any actual fun, and then the guide abruptly told us the trip was over; we hadn't finished our itinerary and we weren't even on schedule! We argued. I felt betrayed. I just wanted to swim a little more, take some photos, and relax. Instead, it felt like the guides just rushed us from place to place. "You get what you pay for" is a real bummer of a life lesson. Felt like a major waste of a day. Back to the hotel, utterly deflated (and sun-kissed). I should've just hired a private boat!
- Evening: Sulked. Ate instant noodles from the hotel's mini-mart while watching reruns of a terrible reality dating show. Needed to recalibrate. The Wi-fi, thankfully, was still clinging on, so I could wallow in my disappointed state. That little tub of ramen was surprisingly delicious (it’s the salt, I swear). Promised myself a better meal tomorrow.
Day 3: Canyoneering and the Baptism of Cold Water
- Morning (ish): Canyoneering at Kawasan Falls! This was one of those "I'm not sure I can do this" but "I guess I have to at least try" kind of things. The drive to Badian was… scenic. And I managed to fall asleep in the bumpy van. Woke up to a stunning view of the mountains.
- Morning (Cont.): And then it happened: We started the canyon. I was terrified. Me, with my fear of heights, and swimming in the water and jumping off cliffs. The first jump was… well, it wasn’t graceful. More of a panicked plunge. But then… The next ones were the same, but the water was so cold, and the scenery so incredible, that I forgot to be scared! The water was a stunning blue and the beauty of it all took my breath away. And then I had a full-blown epiphany: I, actually, can. I could do this.
- Afternoon: The falls! Kawasan Falls is a total game changer. Lush, green, and the water is almost unnaturally blue. The pressure of the falls falling down on your shoulders is both invigorating and slightly painful. It was pure, unadulterated joy. I may or may not have cried. Okay, I definitely cried. But happy tears! I'd earned those tears.
- Evening: Back at the hotel, utterly exhausted but buzzing with adrenaline. Sat on my tiny balcony, watching the locals go about their lives. This is it. This is vacation. I'd earned a great dinner out, so I decided to get one. Found a great seafood restaurant – prawns, grilled fish, the works. The food was amazing, the beer was flowing freely, and for the first time on the trip I had actually enjoyed the company I was with, even if it was just… me.
Day 4: Relaxation, Regret, and the Quest for the Perfect Mango
- Morning: Slept in. Just… slept.
- Afternoon (Cont.): Swam in the hotel pool (it’s small, but hey, free). Read a trashy novel. Tried to catch up on some sleep. My phone, somehow, had a battery charge of 20%. The Wi-fi… Well, I don't even want to talk about the Wi-Fi.
- Afternoon: A massage! Needed that, desperately. Got a Swedish massage. Actually, I may have fallen asleep. It was that good. Or maybe it was the exhaustion.
- Evening: The Great Mango Quest. I'd become obsessed with finding the perfect mango. Not too green, not too ripe, just… perfect. Searched high and low, asking vendors, bartering for prime specimens. The quest was a metaphor for life, really. It ended up being a very very good mango, and I took it back to my hotel room, and ate it slow, savouring it. Regret? The fact that I have to leave tomorrow.
Day 5: Departure – Bitter-Sweet Goodbyes and Promises to Return
- Morning: Quick breakfast. Packed my bags. Checked out of the hotel.
- Morning (Cont.): Last-minute souvenir shopping (obligatory Cebu t-shirt).
- Afternoon: The airport. The lines. The crowds. The existential dread of returning to reality.
- Afternoon (Cont.): Said goodbye to Cebu and to the Philippines. But… I’ll be back. It’s an absolute promise.
This isn't a perfect itinerary. It's not a "how-to" guide. It's just… me. Flaws and all. And that, my friends, is the true essence of travel. Cheers to the chaos, the unexpected delights, and the perfect mangoes!
Sheraton Edison: Your Luxurious NJ Escape Awaits!
Okay, spill the beans. Is DOSI Hotel really *that* good? The hype is real, right?
Alright, alright, deep breaths. So, DOSI Hotel... look, before you get your hopes *too* high, let me be brutally honest. It’s gorgeous. Seriously. Picture this: Waking up to the sun blasting through your panoramic window, the ocean glittering... it’s almost *too* perfect. I'm talking Instagram-worthy at every damn turn. But, and this is a big but (pun absolutely intended), perfection's boring, right? I’ll get into some "issues" later. So, yeah, good? Definitely. Life-changing? Perhaps. Overhyped? Maybe a *teensy* bit. But still, go. Just go. You'll thank me later (or maybe yell at me. Either way, I've warned you).
The Rooms: Luxury? Tell me everything! (And be honest!)
Okay, the rooms... This is where DOSI *really* shines. I’m talking Egyptian cotton sheets, the kind you want to roll around in and never leave. Let's just say I temporarily considered abandoning my life and applying for a job as a professional sheet-tester in the hotel. The bathrooms? Marble. Glorious, sprawling marble. One thing: my room, the "Ocean View Deluxe" (or whatever super-fancy name they give it), had a *slightly* temperamental air conditioner at first. It was a bit of a sweatbox. But the staff jumped on it IMMEDIATELY and fixed it (with apologies and free champagne!). So, minor hiccup. And that ocean view? Breathtaking. I spent a solid hour just staring out the window, convinced I'd died and gone to rich people heaven. Seriously, book a room with a view. It matters.
What about the food? Is it worth the hype (and the probably hefty price tag)?
The food. Ah, the food. This is where things get a little… complicated. Breakfast? Phenomenal. The pastries are dangerous. I may or may not have eaten three croissants every single morning, then felt guilty and went for a jog on the beach (until I remembered I was on vacation). Lunch at the pool bar? Delicious, casual, and the cocktails? Strong. Dinner at the main restaurant… okay, it's good, but not *mind-blowing* good. Think beautifully presented, locally sourced ingredients. But sometimes? It leaned a *little* on the fussy side. I craved a burger one night, a real, juicy, messy burger (they didn't have one). So, good food? Yes. Amazing food? Mostly. Worth the price? Probably, yeah. But pack a granola bar or two, just in case. You know, for emergencies. And don't leave your room without trying the local mangoes!
The Pool and Beach: Paradise achieved? Lay it on me!
Okay, the pool. OMG, the pool! It’s an infinity pool, spilling right into the ocean. It's stunning. I fully expected mermaids to start popping up. And the beach? White sand, crystal-clear water... it's truly idyllic. There are comfortable loungers and umbrellas, meaning you can basically park yourself there all day. Now, my one *tiny* gripe? The hotel could get pretty busy, and finding a good lounger could turn into a bit of a competitive sport during peak hours, like a bizarre, tan-legged version of the Hunger Games. I’m talking towel-down-early-and-stake-your-claim kind of stuff. But, hey, that's the price of paradise, right? Just bring your A-game (and maybe a really aggressive towel).
Activities and Things to Do: What's the vibe? Relaxed or action-packed?
This depends on your personal energy levels, but DOSI leans towards relaxation. There's a spa (I got a massage, and it was pure bliss. I think I drooled). They have snorkeling trips, boat tours, diving, all sorts of stuff. But honestly? I spent most of my time lounging by the pool, reading books, and sipping cocktails. It's that kind of place. If you're looking for hardcore adventure, maybe DOSI isn't *the* place. But if you want to recharge, unwind, and escape the real world for a little while? You've come to the right place. I did try to do some snorkeling, but I got seasick, and it all came back up... not as glamorous as advertised. Let's just say, I embraced the "do nothing" vibe.
Service: Are the staff friendly? Helpful? (This is a BIG deal!)
Okay, the staff at DOSI… They are just *lovely*. Seriously, the friendliest, most helpful people you could meet. They anticipate your needs before you even know you have them. They're always smiling, always willing to help. I'm convinced they have some kind of training program in ultimate pampering. I was wandering around looking lost on the first day and a staff member just appeared offering directions. Also, when I dropped my sunglasses in the pool (clumsy, I know), someone fished them out immediately, and with a smile! The service is truly exceptional. They made the whole experience even better. And their English is great, which is always a bonus!
Any hidden costs or things to be aware of? Don't sugarcoat it!
Alright, real talk. Yes, there are things to be aware of. First, drinks at the bar are expensive (but delicious). Then there are those little added costs, like airport transfers. Make sure to budget for those extras. Spa treatments, of course, are a luxury and add up fast. Oh! Tipping is expected and customary, so factor that in. The biggest hidden cost for me? The temptation to stay *forever*. I almost missed my flight home. Almost. Seriously, prepare to blow your budget… but also prepare to have an amazing time. And don't be afraid to ask. They happily address any concerns.
Okay, the BIG question: Would you go back? And why (or why not)?
Would I go back? In a heartbeat. Seriously, packing my bags right now. Despite the minor imperfections, the slightly expensive cocktails, and the competitive sun lounger situation, DOSI Hotel is magical. It provided a genuine sense of peace, and that’s worth its weight in gold. The views alone make the trip worth it (seriously, the views). The staff are lovely, the amenities amazing. ItLuxury Stay Blog
