Al Bahah's BEST Kept Secret: Luxury Al Eairy Apartments in Almuzaylif!
Al Bahah's "Best Kept Secret" Unveiled? My Gut Feeling About Luxury Al Eairy Apartments in Almuzaylif! (Spoiler: It's Complicated… Like My Love Life)
Okay, folks, buckle up. Because I’ve just crawled back from Almuzaylif, Al Bahah, and let me tell you, this "Best Kept Secret" – the Luxury Al Eairy Apartments – is less "secret" and more… "intriguing." Get ready for the messy truth, unfiltered opinions, and enough commas to make a copy editor spontaneously combust. Trust me, this review is gonna be more captivating than a Bollywood film!
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Right, where were we? Oh yes, the Luxury part. Let's just say my current life is not luxurious. More like “surviving on instant noodles and the fading embers of my sanity.” So, stepping into Al Eairy Apartments, with its promise of opulence, was like being handed a winning lottery ticket… and then realizing the numbers were in a language you don't understand.
Accessibility: The Good, The Alright, and the "Hmm…"
First impressions: Al Eairy tries. They tick the "Wheelchair Accessible" box, but it felt a bit like they just read the manual and didn't actually live it. The elevators were spacious, which is great, and there were ramps where needed. However, some areas felt a tad… clunky. Let's just say navigating the pool area in a wheelchair wouldn't be a walk in the park (unless you're used to swimming over obstacles). Still, points for effort, Al Eairy! Maybe up your game a little, yeah?
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: See above! I didn't spend enough time to fully assess this, but it looked promising but needed some serious work, especially the way that the entire floor was designed.
Internet: Wi-Fi - My Lifeline, Their Achilles Heel
"Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" I cheered, picturing myself streaming endless cat videos (essential for a healthy mental state, trust me). Wrong. The Wi-Fi was… patchy. Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands. I spent half my time cursing at the buffering wheel, longing for the days of dial-up. There was Internet LAN, but who carries around a LAN cable these days? Maybe I should have packed one… Damn it! The Wi-Fi in public areas was slightly better, but still could do with a massive improvement.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Trying to Find My Zen (And Failing Spectacularly)
Okay, this is where things got interesting. Al Eairy clearly wants to pamper you. The "Pool with a View" was glorious. Absolutely stunning. I felt momentarily regal, like Audrey Hepburn sipping champagne at a fancy soiree… before realizing I was just wearing a slightly damp swimsuit.
The "Spa/Sauna/Steamroom" complex was… well, it was a complex. I braved the "Sauna," which felt like a temporary trip to the surface of the sun, and the "Steamroom" (which, for a claustrophobe like me, was an exercise in sheer willpower). Afterwards, I tried the "Foot Bath," which was bliss. Pure, unadulterated bliss. I actually almost fell asleep in there. The "Fitness Center" looked well-equipped, but let's be honest, my "fitness routine" involves chasing after the last slice of pizza. The "Massage" options were plentiful, but alas, my budget… Well, let's just say I massaged my own shoulders instead. I did contemplate the "Body Scrub" and "Body Wrap," but the thought of someone exfoliating my existential dread felt a tad excessive.
Cleanliness and Safety: COVID-19 Combatants (Mostly)
Okay, here's where Al Eairy really shone. They took the whole COVID thing seriously. "Anti-viral cleaning products," "Daily disinfection," "Sanitized kitchen and tableware items," "Staff trained in safety protocol"… the list went on! It was reassuring, especially considering my own hygiene standards have been… let's say, flexible lately. The "Room sanitization opt-out” was a thoughtful touch.The “Safe dining setup” was in place and I found that the "Hand sanitizer" bottles were everywhere. I felt way safer here than at my own place! They also had "First aid kits" around along with a "Doctor/nurse on call."
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: The Gastronomic Adventures (and Disasters)
This is where the review nearly fell apart (and I almost lost my dinner). There were a LOT of options. "A la carte in restaurant," "Breakfast [buffet]," "Restaurants," "Coffee shop," "Snack bar," "Poolside bar," you name it, they had it.
My main issue? The buffet. It was… a cultural experience. The "Asian breakfast" was intriguing, but I'm pretty sure I accidentally ate part of a plant pot. The "International cuisine in restaurant" (which, let's be honest, is just a fancy way of saying "everything") was… variable. One night, the "Soup in restaurant" was divine, the next it tasted like dishwater with a hint of regret. The "Desserts in restaurant" saved the day, though. Those were incredible. Pure, unadulterated sugar-fueled joy.
I did enjoy the "Bottle of water," the "Coffee/tea in restaurant," and the "Happy hour" (because, let's be honest, who doesn't love Happy Hour?) The “Poolside bar” was a welcome haven as well.
Services and Conveniences: Bless Their Hearts
They tried! "Air conditioning in public areas" (essential!), "Cash withdrawal," "Concierge" (who actually helped me find a good shawarma place - a true service!), "Daily housekeeping" (thank God!), "Elevator," "Laundry service," "Luggage storage," and "Room service [24-hour]"… all the essentials. The "Front desk [24-hour]" was always available to solve issues, and the "Car park [free of charge]" was a necessity
For the Kids: Family-Friendly? Maybe
There were "Kids facilities," "Babysitting service," and "Kids meal" options available. I am not a parent, so I'll have to take their word on that.
Available in all rooms: The Good, The Bad, and the Slightly Annoying
"Air conditioning," "Alarm clock," "Coffee/tea maker," "Free bottled water," "Hair dryer," "In-room safe box," "Mini bar," "Refrigerator," "Satellite/cable channels," "Shower," "Smoke detector," "Telephone," "Toiletries," "Towels," "Wake-up service," and "Wi-Fi [free]"… all the basics! The "Bathtub" and "Separate shower/bathtub" were a nice touch.. The rooms were spacious, with a "Desk," "Mirror," "Reading light,", and even "Sofa," the "Closet" was big enough to fit a small human in! The "Daily housekeeping" was the best, the "Hair dryer" was useful, the "Linens" were crispy and clean. However, the "Alarm clock" could use a serious upgrade. I woke up to what sounded like a dying walrus. And the "Blackout curtains" were a must for someone like me, who loves to sleep in, but the "Window that opens"? Let's just say I had a few encounters with mischievous insects. The "Socket near the bed" was a game changer!
Getting Around: Taxi, Airport, and the Parking Predicament
They had a "Car park [free of charge]," "Taxi service," and "Airport transfer." I relied on the taxi service for most things.
The Verdict: Is It Worth It? (That’s the Real Question!)
Look, Al Eairy Apartments isn't perfect. It's got its flaws, its quirks, and its moments of sheer exasperation (looking at you, questionable Wi-Fi). But it tries. It has ambition. It clearly wants to be a luxury haven. And it's got some seriously redeeming qualities.
So, is it a "Best Kept Secret"? Maybe. Maybe not a perfect secret, more like a secret with a few wrinkles. Would I stay again? Hmm. If the Wi-Fi improved and they fixed the walrus alarm clock, yeah, probably. Because, at the end of the day, it was a decent stay. And isn't that all we really want? Good food, a clean bed, and a fleeting moment of feeling like, just maybe, we have our lives together? (Okay, I know I don't, but those desserts were amazing.) So, four stars. And a hearty recommendation
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this itinerary is less "smooth and polished brochure" and more "me trying to wrangle a camel in a sandstorm…after surviving an entire flight on airport coffee." We're going to Al Eairy Apartments Al Bahah 3 Almuzaylif, Saudi Arabia, and frankly, I'm buzzing with a mix of excitement and "Oh, God, what have I gotten myself into?"
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Sand-Switcheroo (aka, My Luggage's Disappearance)
Morning (Sort of): Land at… well, wherever the hell the nearest international airport is. Let's call it Jeddah because, honestly, I haven't even looked up the exact flight details yet (that's my superpower, procrastination). Passport control? Fine. The TSA agent looked like he'd seen some THINGS, which, honestly, same.
Mid-Morning (More Like Mid-Afternoon After the Coffee Crisis): THE LUGGAGE DRAMA BEGINS. You know how they say "travel light"? Well, my suitcase seems to have interpreted that as "vanish into thin air." My essentials – the good hiking boots I thought I'd need for a trek, the emergency chocolate, and my lucky socks (don't judge) – are MIA. Cue frantic phone calls to the airline and me looking every bit as frazzled as the airport pigeons fighting over a discarded shawarma wrapper.
Early Afternoon (Or, You Know, Whenever I Finally Get My Act Together): Finally, a taxi! The driver, bless his heart, barely spoke English, but we managed to agree on the destination: Al Eairy Apartments. The drive was a blur of desert landscapes and the internal monologue of "Did I pack enough sunscreen? Did I remember to turn off the gas at home? Am I going to be one of those people who ends up on a 'lost and stranded' reality show?"
Late Afternoon: The Al Eairy Apartment Awesomeness (and Initial Disappointment): Okay, the apartment. It's… functional. Clean enough. The air conditioning is blasting like a hurricane, which is a godsend, because, hot. The kitchen is basic, which means I'll be eating a lot of… well, I'm not sure yet. There's a tiny balcony, which, let's face it, will probably be the scene of many existential crises over the next few days. HOWEVER, my luggage is still missing. And I now realize I have zero actual clothes.
Evening: Dinner. Luckily, there's a supermarket nearby. I venture out, my wardrobe is a mess. I return with instant noodles and a pack of dates. Dates, I think, because I'm in Saudi Arabia, and dates are the thing. Also, I start to suspect that my missing luggage might be in a parallel dimension.
Day 2: Exploring the "Al Bahah" Vibe (and the Quest for Decent Coffee – A Crusade)
Morning: Okay, no need to panic! (I tell myself while panicking). I am gonna have a nice breakfast. But the only option is that instant noodles. I am going to make it as best as possible. Then, I finally decide to leave the apartment, I need to go find my luggage.
Mid-Morning: The Souq Experience (and the Bargaining Ballet): Okay, the souq – aka the local market – is overwhelming in the best possible way. The smells! The colors! The sheer volume of stuff! I spend a delightful hour getting hopelessly lost in a labyrinth of spices, incense, and enough gold jewelry to make a pharaoh envious. Bargaining is an art form, and I quickly learn I am… not an artist. I probably paid way too much for some… something. But hey, it's a souvenir, right?
Lunch (or attempt thereof): Finding a decent restaurant is proving to be a challenge. I'm craving a proper meal, not just instant noodles and dates. Eventually, I stumble upon a tiny, hole-in-the-wall place with the most incredible lamb kebabs, succulent as they are! I don't know what to order, and I point to the thing that looks the most appealing. The waiter speaks about as much English as I speak Arabic, but we manage. Food is good!
Afternoon: Desert Adventure? (Or More Like, "Lost Tourist Seeks Shade"): I thought I'd be hiking. But for now, I am just wandering. I find a beautiful, lonely spot to relax. But wait! I have no water.
Evening: The Coffee Crisis Deepens (and a Glimmer of Hope): The coffee situation is dire. I'm talking instant coffee that tastes like… well, let's just say it's harsh. I become obsessed with finding a decent coffee shop. I discover one tiny little cafe tucked away down a side street, and it's perfect. I think I'm in heaven!
Day 3: (Potential) Mountain Escapade (And Continued Luggage-Related Trauma)
Morning: The Mountain Trek!. I'm determined to find a place to hike, even if it means borrowing clothes from the hotel staff. This is the day I'll probably get lost, covered in sand, and develop a new appreciation for the simple things in life, like clean socks.
Afternoon - The Mountain: I finally find it! The mountain! And it's beautiful! I can't seem to stop smiling. I find a spot and sit and meditate! The best part, no people! No noise!
Evening: Dinner and a recap.
Late Night: Checking every single hour for information about my luggage.
Day 4: Farewell (and the Hope of Reunion with My Socks)
- Morning: Pack. Or, try to pack. The limited wardrobe situation makes it easy.
- Afternoon: Taxi to the airport. The whole ride I keep an eye out for my luggage to appear!
- Evening: Bye bye!
Okay, so this is a rough draft, and I'm already revising it in my head. I'm sure there will be plenty of unexpected twists and turns, moments of pure joy, epic fails, and a whole lot of "What am I doing with my life?" But that's the fun of it, right? This itinerary is a living, breathing document, just like me… hopefully, breathing a little easier once I re-unite with my luggage. Wish me luck!
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Al Bahah's BEST Kept Secret: Luxury Al Eairy Apartments in Almuzaylif - Let's Get Real!
Okay, spill the tea! What *actually* makes these Al Eairy apartments so "luxury"? I've seen the brochures...
Right, brochures. They always make everything look perfect, don't they? Here's the deal. Luxury in Almuzaylif isn't exactly the Burj Khalifa, you know? But Al Eairy? It’s surprisingly… *good*. I mean, let's be honest, the biggest "luxury" is probably escaping the relentless Saudi heat! But seriously, think spacious layouts, nice (and functioning!) air conditioning – a MUST. The furniture is decent – not IKEA-level cheap, but not antique royalty either. Comfortable enough to actually *live* in, which, as a frequent traveler, is a HUGE win. Plus, they have...wait for it... *washing machines!* A revelation after weeks of hand-washing socks in a desert sink, trust me! Okay, maybe not *total* luxury, but definitely a step up from… well, let's just say some of the other accommodations I've stumbled upon. And the view... sometimes you get lucky, and the mountain views are incredible. Other times, well, you can see your neighbor's laundry drying. (But hey, at least it's fresh!)
Is the location actually good? Almuzaylif sounds... remote.
Remote? That's a polite way of putting it! Okay, Almuzaylif isn't exactly Times Square. Expect rolling hills, maybe some goats, and a distinct lack of Starbucks drive-thrus. BUT, that's also part of the charm, isn't it? You're *away* from the hustle, the noise, the general chaos of some bigger cities in Saudi Arabia. The location worked beautifully for my work trips. The peace and quiet are amazing after a long day. The nearest shops and some restaurants are a short drive away, fine. And let's be real, if you're going to Al Bahah, you're probably there for the natural beauty, right? The apartments are close enough to the good hiking spots and the cooler mountain weather. Just… don’t expect to wander down to a convenience store at 2 AM. You *will* need a car. A reliable one. And maybe a good GPS. (Or a very patient local.)
Let's talk about the staff. Are they friendly and helpful, or... well, you know?
This is where things get interesting. The staff... well, it depends. Look, in Saudi Arabia, hospitality varies wildly. I had one encounter, let's call him "Ahmed." Ahmed was an absolute *legend*. He went above and beyond. He helped me with a broken AC (again!), gave me directions, and even offered me some delicious dates. Then, there was "Mahmoud." Sweet, if a little…enthusiastic. Let’s just say my explanation of a broken light bulb took an unexpected turn into a philosophical discussion about the nature of electricity. He was helpful, but you need to carve out some time. They are polite, but efficiency isn't always their strong suit. Patience is key. And a little friendly Arabic goes a long way! Overall, it's hit or miss, but they're trying their best. And if you get Ahmed, consider yourself lucky…you've hit the jackpot.
The Wi-Fi...is it a figment of their imagination, or actually functional?
Ah, the Wi-Fi. The bane of every traveler's existence. Okay, let's be brutally honest. It's…intermittent. Sometimes it’s screaming fast! Downloads, video calls, the works. Other times, you're staring at the spinning wheel of death, wondering if you've accidentally traveled back in time. I'd strongly recommend getting a local SIM card with data, just in case. That way, you're not totally screwed when the Wi-Fi decides to take a siesta. I've learned to accept it. It’s part of the charm (said through gritted teeth). Embrace it! Take a break! Read a book? Take time for yourself? Sigh. Seriously, though. It can be frustrating. But hey, it forces you to unplug, right? (Mostly). Just plan accordingly.
What about the food? Any good restaurants nearby?
Ooh, food! Now we're talking! This is a tough one. Almuzaylif itself isn't exactly a culinary mecca. You'll find some small local restaurants – the usual shawarma, grilled chicken and rice places are available (which, frankly, is my go-to, delicious, very cheap). The quality varies. Don't arrive expecting Michelin stars, OK? But the food is hearty and always flavourful. The real treasures are often the small, family-run places. If you're feeling adventurous, ask the local staff to guide you to the BEST place. Don't be afraid to try something new! (And always, ALWAYS, carry some hand sanitizer.) The bigger cities are within driving distance if you crave something more… sophisticated.
Ever had any… unexpected experiences there? Spill the tea!
Oh. My. Goodness. Where do I begin? One time... Okay, so, there I was, enjoying the rare quiet night, trying to connect to that WiFI... when suddenly, I heard a LOUD banging outside my door. I get a little jumpy in new places, you know? Heart hammering, I peered through the peephole, and…well, it was a goat. A GOAT. Staring right at me. Apparently, the little rascal had escaped from someone's yard and decided my door was a fun place to headbutt. It was absolutely ridiculous. I finally managed to shoo it away, but then I was in a panic! What if it came back? I spent the rest of the evening listening for goat footsteps. Of course, next time, I opened the door and the goat was there again! I can't help but laugh. Saudi Arabia is full of surprises!
Would you recommend these apartments? Be honest!
Okay, the million-dollar question! Yes, I would. But with caveats. If you’re looking for five-star luxury akin to a Dubai or Riyadh hotel, this isn't it. If you're a high-maintenance traveler, maybe it's not for you. But if you're looking for a comfortable, clean, and convenient base camp for exploring the stunning beauty of Al Bahah and appreciate the tranquility, then absolutely, give Al Eairy a try. Embrace the quirks, the occasional goat encounter, and the Wi-Fi woes. They're part of the adventure! I’ve got some amazing memories, some hilarious stories, and I'll be back! Just… bring your own, reliable Wi-Fi in case of emergencies. And maybe a goat-proofing strategy. Just in case. Book Hotels Now
