Albuquerque Airport's BEST Hotel? Sheraton's SHOCKING Secret Revealed!
Albuquerque Airport’s "BEST" Hotel? My Sheraton Nightmare…and Unexpected Delight!
Okay, buckle up, because this isn't your cookie-cutter hotel review. This is real. I stayed at the Albuquerque Airport Sheraton, and let me tell you, it was a rollercoaster. From the moment I pulled up, I knew this was going to be a journey. I'm talking about the kind of trip that leaves you with a story to tell, even if you’d rather forget it.
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- Title: Albuquerque Airport Sheraton Review: A Trip to Remember (For Better or Worse!)
- Keywords: Albuquerque Airport Hotel, Sheraton, Hotel Review, Airport Hotel, Accessibility, Pool, Restaurant, Cleanliness, Safety, Wi-Fi, Fitness Center, Spa, Albuquerque, Travel, Hotel Experience, Bad Experience, Good Experience, Honest Review, Funny Review.
- Meta Description: An unfiltered review of the Albuquerque Airport Sheraton. Discover its hidden gems, accessibility features, questionable choices, and ultimately, how I felt about my stay. Spoiler alert: It's not all sunshine and roses (or in this case, green chile!).
First Impressions: The Entrance…and the Lack Thereof
Alright, so, the entrance. The accessibility. Ugh, let's start with the basics. The hotel does technically have accessible features ( Accessibility , Wheelchair accessible ): ramps, elevators… the whole shebang. But finding them? That’s a quest worthy of a hidden treasure map. The signage, bless its heart, was about as helpful as a chocolate teapot. It's like they thought about accessibility, but then got bored halfway through the project. Look, I’m not in a wheelchair but imagine the frustration!
(Score: 3/5 for the theoretical accessibility)
Checking In: Contactless…and Confusing!
The Contactless check-in/out was…well, it worked. Mostly. The app was wonky initially, and getting my key card was a mini-adventure. The staff, bless their hearts, were trying, but I sensed a general air of “we’re all a little frazzled here.” Now, I appreciate efficiency, but a smile and a friendly word go a long way, ya know? ( Front desk [24-hour] – This part was a winner. Always someone there.)
(Score: 3.5/5 (for effort))
The Room: Air Conditioning…and a Mystery Smell
Now for the room, ( Available in all rooms ; Air conditioning ). Okay, standard fare. Non-smoking rooms are available (thank goodness!), and the Blackout curtains were a godsend for a good night's sleep. The Seating area was comfy. The Bed was comfy, too, but alas, I couldn’t get past the mystery smell. There, I said it. It wasn't terrible, but it was there. A mingling of… I don't even know. Maybe a hint of old carpet and…something else. It was enough to make me question everything. (Score: 2.5/5)
The Wi-Fi Saga: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, Internet access – wireless…and Praying to the Internet Gods
Okay, the Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! claim is true. Technically. But the speed? Well, the speed was about as reliable as my ex. I'm talking buffering videos, slow downloads, and a general sense of internet angst. (Internet, Internet access – wireless). I did manage to check my emails, so that's something. Let's just say, Internet [LAN] would have been welcomed with Open Arms. Trying to work from the room became a exercise in frustration. So, I had to move on to something else! (Score: 2/5)
Spa/Sauna/Fitness Center: A Moment of Zen…Then the Reality Check!
Now for the good stuff! or so I thought. The Spa/sauna ( Sauna, Spa) looked heavenly. The Swimming pool [outdoor] sounded delightful. The pics online were great. The reality? The spa was closed for maintenance. The Swimming pool was… well, the water was slightly murky. Let's just say it wasn’t exactly what the pictures promised. However, the Fitness center ( Gym/fitness ) was actually pretty decent! A few treadmills, some weights, and a surprising lack of people judging me. It was a glimmer of hope. (Score: 3/5…mostly for the gym)
Dining: From Bland Breakfast to a… Surprisingly Good Dinner!
Dining, drinking, and snacking … A la carte in a Restaurant, Bar, Breakfast [buffet], Coffee shop, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour]. Okay, let's be honest, a hotel restaurant is rarely a culinary masterpiece. The Breakfast ( Breakfast [buffet], Western breakfast ) situation was… adequate. Bland scrambled eggs, lukewarm coffee. I'm not expecting Michelin stars, but a little more flavor wouldn't kill anyone! However, the dinner at the hotel restaurant was actually…pretty good ( Western cuisine in restaurant ). I had a surprisingly delicious steak and the service was friendly. This was a shocker! a win for the Sheraton! (Score: Breakfast 2/5, dinner 4/5)
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitization… and a Hesitant Smile
Cleanliness and safety were clearly a priority. I noticed Hand sanitizer stations everywhere. They had Daily disinfection in common areas. They even have Room sanitization opt-out available. The staff were rocking masks and seemed genuinely invested in making me feel safe. (Staff trained in safety protocol). It felt a little… sterile, but I appreciated the effort.
(Score: 4/5…for the effort!)
Getting Around: Airport Transfer and a Parking Paradise
Airport transfer was smooth and efficient, which is a massive plus for an airport hotel. And the Car park [free of charge] was a major bonus. Finding parking at airports is the worst. (Score: 5/5)
The SHOCKING Secret… and a Recommendation (Sort Of)
So, what's the shocking secret? Honestly, there isn't one HUGE secret. The Sheraton… is a Sheraton. It's not a luxurious experience. It's not perfect. But here's the thing: despite the odd smell, the spotty internet connection, and the slightly disappointing spa, I wasn't completely miserable. It's fine. And for an airport hotel, sometimes "fine" is good enough.
Here's the deal: If you are just looking for a place to crash before a flight, if you value convenience over luxury, then the Albuquerque Airport Sheraton might do the trick. Set your expectations accordingly. But if you're seeking a spa retreat or a culinary adventure, maybe look elsewhere.
Final Verdict:
- Overall: 3/5 stars (It's a mixed bag, folks!)
- Would I stay again? Honestly? Probably… if I had an early flight and needed a place to crash so close to the airport. I won’t be planning a vacation around it, though ;).
- Quirky Observation: I saw a business meeting taking place in the lobby. The energy was…tense.
- Emotional Rating: A solid "meh."
(Disclaimer: This review is based on my personal experience. Your mileage may vary.)
Penghu Paradise: Unbelievable Sea Sky Coast Homestay!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is… my chaotic attempt to wrangle a visit to the Sheraton Albuquerque Airport Hotel into something resembling a vacation. Wish me luck. (And maybe send coffee.)
Sheraton Albuquerque Airport Hotel: My Personal Apocalypse (and the Airport Shuttle Didn't Help)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Luggage Debacle
1:00 PM: Touch-down (Maybe?) and the Airport Shuttle from HELL.
- Okay, so first impressions? Albuquerque Airport? Uh, fine. Cleanish. Definitely a vibe of "We get a lot of tumbleweeds and maybe a Roswell enthusiast or two." The big question mark was the Sheraton shuttle. I was promised a shuttle. The website practically guaranteed a shuttle. Turns out, the shuttle was a rumor. A phantom shuttle. I stood there, squinting, expecting a cloud of dust and a tumbleweed with a "SHERATON HERE!" sign to appear. Nope. Nothing but tired travelers and the gnawing suspicion that I’d accidentally wandered into a Beckett play.
- Rambling Alert: The lovely hotel (HA!) told me I could take the bus, but that would be a half an hour ordeal. Then, they told me I could just call an Uber. A godsend.
2:30 PM: Check-In (and the Unexplained Glare).
- Finally! Made it to the hotel. The check-in process was… efficient. But the front desk lady? Her glare could curdle milk. I swear, I asked for a room, not the location of the missing Ark of the Covenant. Anyway, key card acquired. Room location given. Up I go.
3:00 PM: Room Reveal (and the Deep Sigh).
- The room… it exists. It's… functional. Okay, fine, it's perfectly average. Beige on beige on beige. The kind of room that screams, "We've seen a thousand guests, and none of them remembered us." The view? A parking lot. I'm currently staring at a car that looks suspiciously like my ex-boyfriend's. (I think I need a drink).
- Quirky Obs… Ah, Observation: Seriously, how many shades of beige are necessary? It’s like the interior decorator was contractually obligated to drain all the color from the world.
4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: The Pool: Joy or Trauma?
- So, I wanted to de-stress, soak some sun, read a book… You know, the vacation dream. The pool looked promising from the pictures. Reality? A kids' water park adjacent to the serious-business swimming pool. Kids screaming. Parents yelling. A rogue inflatable flamingo terrorizing the shallow end. I lasted about 10 minutes. I felt way too old to be in an over-crowded swimming pool.
7:00 PM: Dinner at Hotel Restaurant? (Regretful Decision)
- I was tired and starving, so I figured I’d be easy and grab dinner downstairs at the hotel's restaurant. Mistake. The menu was… well, it existed. The food? Let's just say it didn't inspire poetry. My burger was dry and the fries tasted like they’d been resurrected from the Paleolithic era. The waiter was clearly ready to stage a dramatic exit of his own. The whole experience was a bleak testament to culinary mediocrity. I need comfort food. Lots of it.
8:30 PM: Room Therapy (and the Netflix Abyss).
- Back in the room. I'm currently sprawled on the bed, flipping between the channels. At least the AC works. That's a win, right?
Day 2: Exploring Albuquerque (Maybe) and the Airport That Wouldn't Let Me Fly
7:00 AM: The Alarm Clock Debacle
- I set the alarm to go off, so I could check out of the hotel and go get some breakfast. The alarm went off. Then off again!
- Rambling Alert: What is with hotel clocks? Are they designed to be the arch-nemesis of sleep? The snooze button is like a siren song of misery. One more minute… five more minutes… suddenly, you're late for everything.
8:00 AM: Breakfast (and the Search for Actual Coffee)
- I needed caffeine and something that resembled food. Thankfully, there's a coffee shop that had some breakfast sandwiches.
9:00 AM: Check Out and the Dreaded Shuttle Again
- I made it through all of it, and am ready to leave!
- Quirky Obs… Ah, Observation: Getting the "Airport Shuttle" again. I am slightly paranoid.
10:00 AM - 1:00 PM: "Explore" Albuquerque (or, more like "Drive Around Looking Lost")
- Okay, the plan was to "explore" Albuquerque. I say "explore," but what I actually did was drive around feeling like I was in a scene from a bad movie. The historic district? Crowded. The museums? Closed. I got lost. I made a wrong turn. I ended up in what looked like a zombie apocalypse set. (Just kidding… mostly).
1:00 PM: Lunch (and the Sudden, Intense Cravings for Authentic Mexican Food)
- I needed comfort food. I found a pretty great Mexican restaurant.
2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: The Santa Fe Dilemma
- Should I, or should I not go to Santa Fe? It was a little over an hour away (I googled), so I think I will!
- Stronger emotional reactions: It was so lovely to be back in Santa Fe!
6:00 PM: Return to the Airport and the Pre-Flight Anxiety.
- I dropped off my rental car, and tried to get on time to my departure gate. I hope it's a smooth flight!
Day 3: "Departure"
- Whatever Time: Depart and Reflect
- Well, I made it. I did not get to do most of the things I wanted to. Sometimes, things don't work out the way you want them to. Do I regret it? Kind of! I'll definitely be back to explore Santa Fe!
- Quirky Obs… Ah, Observation: Okay, maybe I'll get back to the adventures!
- Rambling Alert: I need a real vacation!
- Stronger emotional reactions: The end!
- Final Thoughts: Would I recommend the Sheraton Albuquerque Airport Hotel? Hmmm… Let's just say, pack your own entertainment, your own snacks, and your own sense of humor. And maybe a hazmat suit. Just in case.
Is the Albuquerque Airport Sheraton *actually* the "best" hotel near the airport? Like, seriously?
What's this "SHOCKING SECRET" you mentioned? Dish the dirt! Spill!
I heard the service is… questionable. True?
Okay, are there any *good* things about the Sheraton? Come on, be fair!
The food? Don't tell me you didn't eat at the restaurant. What was it like?
Would you stay there again? Be honest!
What's the absolute *worst* part of staying there?
